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10 things that piss me off
« on: August 19, 2002, 07:09:54 AM »
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy: where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's dumb! What good is a @#%$ cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, dick nose: I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
7. When guys act like a @#%$ and bitchh and nag, and cry...they have a word for ya'll.. laxatives..because they irritate the shitt out of you.
8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know, @#%$: you pulled me over.


not my personal list, I just found it and thought it was funny and true.
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2002, 07:13:37 AM »
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy: where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?




LMAO, thats the shit  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2002, 07:30:59 AM »
lol. That was really funny.
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2002, 07:36:52 AM »
lolololol

6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, dick nose: I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

LMAO, sounds like somethin i would say to my lil cousin
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2002, 08:21:01 AM »
I hate it when people say "No offence but...."
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2002, 08:27:11 AM »
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I hate it when people say "No offence but...."


lol.. thats some tru shit righ there...


i mean.. they say like:

"no offense, but your a dickhead" ... shouldnt i be offended if somebody calls me a dickhead ???
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2002, 08:41:19 AM »
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3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

LMFAO...That's me homie. Sad but so true


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7. When guys act like a @#%$ and bitchh and nag, and cry...they have a word for ya'll.. laxatives..because they irritate the shitt out of you.


For real. They are just women on PMS with dicks.
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2002, 08:56:18 AM »
I do number 1 all the time if I'm in a club and nobody can hear me
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Re: 10 things that piss me off
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2002, 07:55:29 AM »
how about when you are sittin on a bus and its hot as fuck and you open a window and some dick head decides he dont want it open and he shuts it. lololo

how annoyin!!!
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