Author Topic: LMAO!  (Read 165 times)

bez

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LMAO!
« on: June 30, 2004, 06:23:39 PM »
Don't even have to try my best, shits still above-the-rest,
I admit I love-the-test but you fools ain't nothin of the type,
That why I can write shit thats below average, it will still squash-ya-piece,
Fuck the hype, I slip disc's faster than DJ's when he swops-tha-beats,
Gunna squash-tha-beef quickly, one verse it takes,
Blood will wash-tha-streets literally, cos I expose the fakes,
And no noise-ya-make will will save you from this onslaugh,
Cheap toys-will-break, when ya shoot em wit tha bullet ya bought,


Ya rhymes clearly lack thought, no use floodin the board,
I read one or two of ya bars an was like "dam I'm bored",
Ya goin down like hor's, why's ya typin forced?,
Exodus if ya like I gotta number for a writin course,
I see disses in two parts, whats this I'm readin source?,
Methaphors, more like God dam the day the board met these hor's,
I'd point out ya floors, but I already forgot your cause,
You two remind me of Mikey & his bitch in fuckin Disney stores,
You both come together, and the material ain't raw,
Wanna war but this computer nerd got you mice by the balls,
You boys gunna be meetin ya casket faster than Pac and smalls,
Digital lyrics ready to intercept ya old ass analogue calls,

Thats the difference between us, I got the ability to stick,
You lil'Geezys won't be here long judgin on ya ability to diss,
Saw ma lyrics and where like R.Kelly thinkin "I wish",
The board knows I don't have to go onto the skit of your rhymes and his piss,
Cos your lyrics did a good job of supplyin urine to ya rips,
Shouldn't even reply cos my shit compared could crack all of ya ribs,
To me it seems like ya ready to die, like ya bought an album of bigs,
I'm the pigs and you the fuckin Rodney King in this bitch,
Know you ain't ready for the switch, but I beat down on punks wit authority,

Quick to take out the chumps, 2 in the crew, a minority,
Matchin up with my lyrics, I think you lack honesty,
Basically the schemes to your rhymes is recycle what I say back to me,
Tried to approach this shit orderly but God will pass me on blasphemy,
Fuckin "vocab" so small it actually lacks "ulary",
Leave you boys runnin off like the fake gold on ya cheap jewelery,
Mother nature could topple ya rhymes wit a 2 inch Tsunami,
Ya shots at me couldn't budge me even if ya flew in an army,
Bez will poisen the dps headquarters like his name was Chemical Ali,
Send these rookies back home to the Valley, wit all the other white niggaz,
You can say you wasn't feelin my shit, check mob figaz,
Tryin to demand some respect but you forget your golddiggaz,
Only postin props to try to get some replies to your drops, go figures,
Be careful what you type before clickin post cos that triggers,
Bez to slice ya soul into teathers like he was a ghost wit sharp sicciors,
Be like murder she wrote but minus the missus,
Dudes are probably homo, sendin each other cards lined wit kisses,
Ain't even goin there wit them disses, cos its a disgrace to fags,

Spotty geeks wit chlamydia so you know they both got facial scabs,
Dressin black and wearin make up so you know they racial drags,
Fools jealous of me cos I got the keystyle game on wax,
I invite pain like a sadist but so far I'm painless so keep postin ya raps,
Created one rhyme in a short time which made ghosts of ya tracks,
Replace ac-cu with fuck-u and then continue to puncture ya backs,
Like one thousand piercin thumb tacks or one thousand spinal taps,
Bez, more devastatin than the 9 fucking 11 attacks,
Only gunna take me this rhyme to put you to shame so relax,
This beef is over cos I've owned ya both, so again?, nar I'll spare ya that,
More posts I'm sure you'll drop, I ain't rare to that,
But I need a better challenge so I won't care to react,
You want mo beef, holla!,
I'll be at the disabled boards battlin peeps that ain't wack!

Dissin-from-all-directions, take both your shit-out-in-a-verse,
Talents missin-from-ya'll-complexion's so its easy to take ya hits-out-in-a-hurse,
Uppin ya own disses to me, but ya rhymes-a-flop,
Every single line-ya-drop ya make mine-look-hot,
Blindfold these gangsta's who got no nines-ta-cock,
Unmask em but in the light their eyes still blind-ta-shock,
In that time I point a tech nine-an-drop,
Every last motherfucker, oh wait, theres 2, oh well, I put em in a line-an-pop,
I got friends you see and that leaves a tendency-for-an-enemy,
Already asked Seer to ban 10tency-from-PM'in-me,
Askin me for collab's, but I don't need to gain-a-rep,
I may of lost respect but nevertheless I still remain-a-vet,
Tellin me he likes my style like my name was 50-cent,
The end in nigh for dps so its time to quickly-repent,
Now watch these fools reply like "I ain't read that verse",
Well I'll say it for you now these are your official last words, WHUT!
 

Arkexodus

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2004, 08:39:08 PM »
LMAO INDEED...
let me tell you who else is laughin...Oh wait.. its just you
FINALLY YOU COME WITH SOME NICE SHIT FAGGOT....too bad it took you TWO DAYZ TO WRITE
Judgin by how many posts you got you either so whack a rapper that you hafta stay behind your computer...
(funny I said that already)  OR you visit this site DAILY and post sumthin (damn...i said that too)
SO..what you been doin for the last two dayz Sir post- a -lot?
pushin keys on the block?


Posted by: Bez
I may of lost respect but nevertheless I still remain-a-vet,
(word of advice...If kno one respects you it doesnt matter what you post)
« Last Edit: July 01, 2004, 01:22:50 AM by Arkexodus »
 

10dency

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2004, 01:17:36 AM »
LMFAO^^^TRUE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THOSE MEAN STREETS? USING YOUR LAP TOP AND
CHATTING ONLINE

MR 9000 LMAO


SUCK A DICK BEZ!!!
ayo...
 

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2004, 11:50:03 AM »
damn bez,just HOT! ;D
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bez

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2004, 02:10:14 PM »
Uppin this in reply to these clowns latest disses!
 

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2005, 04:23:04 PM »
i know its like a year late...but this was heavy man!! u should post out more like these...u have real writing talent
 

Floydness

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2005, 04:26:22 PM »
satisfaction in a bag of weeeedddd
 

bez

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Re: LMAO!
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2005, 12:43:59 PM »
GGGGGGYYYYEEAAAAAHHHH!