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Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« on: July 07, 2004, 10:56:20 AM »
http://www.expatica.com/source/site_article.asp?subchannel_id=26&story_id=9212

60 per cent of German men didn't shower today
 
6 July 2004

OFFENBACH - Six out of 10 men in Germany do not shower daily, but at least those six change their underpants daily, according to a new survey published this week.

That was the national average, with over 70 percent of younger males under age 34 showering and changing knickers daily. But only 16 percent of men over 55 bother to bathe daily or put on fresh underwear.

The figures for German women show a similar age discrepancy, with over 80 percent of younger women bathing and cladding themselves with clean undergarments on a daily basis. But more than 80 percent of women over 55 go more than a day without doing so.

Some five percent of all men and two percent of women in Germany change their knickers just once a week, according to the survey by the Marplan Institute in Offenbach.


Here comes the joke:

Does that make them: Sour Krauts?

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2004, 10:58:21 AM »
jus hope yall dont think every german doesnt shower each day. i do, well im not german i jus live here but i do know some dudes who dont. mostly old folk tho.
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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2004, 11:18:35 AM »
thats quite alot of german people  ;D
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2004, 11:36:59 AM »
yuck, im never going to germany.
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2004, 12:28:11 PM »
lol, now this is the most pathetic thing Ive seen in a while.

you dont like me, cause I spit reasonable truth that doesnt shift your government into a better light.

so you make this subtle yet very offensive and clear diss to me.

what the fuck is this?

you're pathetic, and you know it.

I know what you want me to do, and I wont bite the bait.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 03:08:25 PM »
LOL!
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2004, 04:46:15 PM »
lol, now this is the most pathetic thing Ive seen in a while.

you dont like me, cause I spit reasonable truth that doesnt shift your government into a better light.

so you make this subtle yet very offensive and clear diss to me.

what the fuck is this?

you're pathetic, and you know it.

I know what you want me to do, and I wont bite the bait.

You already did
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2004, 05:09:33 PM »
Interesting...
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2004, 08:35:55 PM »
lol, now this is the most pathetic thing Ive seen in a while.

you dont like me, cause I spit reasonable truth that doesnt shift your government into a better light.

so you make this subtle yet very offensive and clear diss to me.

what the fuck is this?

you're pathetic, and you know it.

I know what you want me to do, and I wont bite the bait.


7... Comments?


Various thoughts on your comments:

-I called you out in my post. Learn how to read.

-It's cool if you aren't a shower man. I just hope you're a deodorant man.

-The late great Redd Foxx once said:
"You don't have to wash your whole ass, just your ass hole!"

-At least Europeans don't need a rag on a stick when They want to get clean.

-Didn't I read somewhere that Germany has a problem with sub zero population growth? Could this be part of the problem?

-Reading WW2 Books, I can't say I don't blame you for not liking showers. (I keed, I keed)

-You aren't reasonable. You're a fucking nut with a bit of power who thinks his voice counts. Get over it.

-My grandfathers's family name was German, so for simplicity's sake that makes me 1/4 German. If I shower every day, and 3/5 of German men don't shower, does that mean at any one time I'm, at the most, 1/10 clean?

-Get your stinky panties out of the knot they are obviously in. It's cool for you to diss Americans and the American people over your blatant stereotypes, but I can't post up a NEWS ARTICLE about your people? Fuck you and your double standards. Stinky.

 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2004, 08:39:12 PM »
LMMFAO
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2004, 04:00:41 AM »
lol, now this is the most pathetic thing Ive seen in a while.

you dont like me, cause I spit reasonable truth that doesnt shift your government into a better light.

so you make this subtle yet very offensive and clear diss to me.

what the fuck is this?

you're pathetic, and you know it.

I know what you want me to do, and I wont bite the bait.

You already did

responding makes me uncool? what a moron you can be. he wanted me to close the thread, but I dont blame you for not getting it, not being that bright aint your fault.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2004, 04:02:52 AM »
Thank God you have a brain cell.
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2004, 04:11:16 AM »
lol, now this is the most pathetic thing Ive seen in a while.

you dont like me, cause I spit reasonable truth that doesnt shift your government into a better light.

so you make this subtle yet very offensive and clear diss to me.

what the fuck is this?

you're pathetic, and you know it.

I know what you want me to do, and I wont bite the bait.


7... Comments?


Various thoughts on your comments:

-I called you out in my post. Learn how to read.

-It's cool if you aren't a shower man. I just hope you're a deodorant man.

-The late great Redd Foxx once said:
"You don't have to wash your whole ass, just your ass hole!"

-At least Europeans don't need a rag on a stick when They want to get clean.

-Didn't I read somewhere that Germany has a problem with sub zero population growth? Could this be part of the problem?

-Reading WW2 Books, I can't say I don't blame you for not liking showers. (I keed, I keed)

-You aren't reasonable. You're a fucking nut with a bit of power who thinks his voice counts. Get over it.

-My grandfathers's family name was German, so for simplicity's sake that makes me 1/4 German. If I shower every day, and 3/5 of German men don't shower, does that mean at any one time I'm, at the most, 1/10 clean?

-Get your stinky panties out of the knot they are obviously in. It's cool for you to diss Americans and the American people over your blatant stereotypes, but I can't post up a NEWS ARTICLE about your people? Fuck you and your double standards. Stinky.



- where in hell did I mention that you did not call me out. You learn how to read.

- I havent changed a slight little bit since Im a mod here. of course I do that a mod has to do, but it's not that my posting-style or anything has changed. and there your whole point goes down the river. but what can I say, jealous ones envy.

- first, this topic doesnt even belong in the train of thought section. second, I dont diss Americans, hell I dont even dislike the ppl in general. third, this topic is ONLY meant to piss me off. it can be a tabloid news article, it can be your fantasy, it can be your mother, but this fact remains.

the only reason ppl are even responding to this thread is the apparently low level of the people here. No way I would responding, or even laughing at such a thread. you prolly dont think too much of the ppl in here I guess. I, personally, wouldve never made a thread like that, since I had assumed ppl laugh at me for being such a moron. there are of course other reasons.. like I dont have to bring up such bullshit frontings cause I do actually know how to defend myself in other ways. you prolly dont know how to argue my points. so this was the best thing you could think of in order to compensate for your inabilities? low.
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Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2004, 09:09:07 AM »
the only reason ppl are even responding to this thread is the apparently low level of the people here. No way I would responding, or even laughing at such a thread. you prolly dont think too much of the ppl in here I guess. I, personally, wouldve never made a thread like that, since I had assumed ppl laugh at me for being such a moron. there are of course other reasons.. like I dont have to bring up such bullshit frontings cause I do actually know how to defend myself in other ways. you prolly dont know how to argue my points. so this was the best thing you could think of in order to compensate for your inabilities? low.
How are you gonna moderate a section when you don't even have the least bit of respect for the people that post in it? I hate your feeble mind, but I respect your opinions. I can't say the same about you. I can easily gather from your posts your view of me. I'm just an ignorant Neo-con who supports Bush, therefore, I'm always wrong.

Regarding your "arugments"... I've shut you down time and time again and showed the ignorance and bias in your posts. You're nothing but a sad clown who reads too much into things. This section is in DIRE need of some lighthearted posts. This was one of them, and it seems you can't take a joke. Keep using labels and stereotypes to prop your weak ego up. You need it.

Anyways, back on topic...
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2004, 12:01:25 PM »
the only reason ppl are even responding to this thread is the apparently low level of the people here. No way I would responding, or even laughing at such a thread. you prolly dont think too much of the ppl in here I guess. I, personally, wouldve never made a thread like that, since I had assumed ppl laugh at me for being such a moron. there are of course other reasons.. like I dont have to bring up such bullshit frontings cause I do actually know how to defend myself in other ways. you prolly dont know how to argue my points. so this was the best thing you could think of in order to compensate for your inabilities? low.
How are you gonna moderate a section when you don't even have the least bit of respect for the people that post in it? I hate your feeble mind, but I respect your opinions. I can't say the same about you. I can easily gather from your posts your view of me. I'm just an ignorant Neo-con who supports Bush, therefore, I'm always wrong.

Regarding your "arugments"... I've shut you down time and time again and showed the ignorance and bias in your posts. You're nothing but a sad clown who reads too much into things. This section is in DIRE need of some lighthearted posts. This was one of them, and it seems you can't take a joke. Keep using labels and stereotypes to prop your weak ego up. You need it.

Anyways, back on topic...


- no, I do respect you. once you said something like genocide is not the answer, and I showed respect. I also agree with dudes like trauma or smerlus when the situation is given.

- no you havent shut me down, that's a lie, for real. remember how hard I shut you down after you posted this southpark pic? damn, that was gore.

Im done with it now, much fun to you, when you continue the kind "Let us bully 7even together"-Thread.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2004, 04:10:11 PM »
the only reason ppl are even responding to this thread is the apparently low level of the people here. No way I would responding, or even laughing at such a thread. you prolly dont think too much of the ppl in here I guess. I, personally, wouldve never made a thread like that, since I had assumed ppl laugh at me for being such a moron. there are of course other reasons.. like I dont have to bring up such bullshit frontings cause I do actually know how to defend myself in other ways. you prolly dont know how to argue my points. so this was the best thing you could think of in order to compensate for your inabilities? low.
How are you gonna moderate a section when you don't even have the least bit of respect for the people that post in it? I hate your feeble mind, but I respect your opinions. I can't say the same about you. I can easily gather from your posts your view of me. I'm just an ignorant Neo-con who supports Bush, therefore, I'm always wrong.

Regarding your "arugments"... I've shut you down time and time again and showed the ignorance and bias in your posts. You're nothing but a sad clown who reads too much into things. This section is in DIRE need of some lighthearted posts. This was one of them, and it seems you can't take a joke. Keep using labels and stereotypes to prop your weak ego up. You need it.

Anyways, back on topic...


- no, I do respect you. once you said something like genocide is not the answer, and I showed respect. I also agree with dudes like trauma or smerlus when the situation is given.

- no you havent shut me down, that's a lie, for real. remember how hard I shut you down after you posted this southpark pic? damn, that was gore.

Im done with it now, much fun to you, when you continue the kind "Let us bully 7even together"-Thread.
Please keep all posts on topic.

Thanks!
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2004, 10:08:52 PM »
Someone tried too hard
 

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Re: Three outta Five German men DIDN'T shower today.
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