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smerlus

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better bush joke
« on: July 08, 2004, 01:52:52 PM »
A man went into a coffee shop and found Bush, Rumsfeld, and Powell sitting at a table drinking coffee and having a heated discussion.

He, of course, approached the table and asked what they were doing there.

"Well" said Bush, "we're planning the invasion of Iraq. We're going to kill Saddam, 5 million Iraqis, and one bicycle repairman."

"Why would you kill a bicycle repairman?" asked the fellow.

"See!" said Rumsfeld as he punched Powell in the arm. "I told you no one would give a shit about the 5 million Iraqis!"
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 01:54:59 PM »
roflmao
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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2004, 02:10:48 PM »
lol
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2004, 03:47:06 PM »
lol sounds about right

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2004, 04:42:18 PM »
i like that, im stealing it. :)
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2004, 06:24:54 PM »
lol nice
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2004, 10:08:12 PM »
lmao. good one.
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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2004, 10:19:56 PM »
lmao
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2004, 05:50:14 PM »
lol
 

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Re: better bush joke
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2004, 10:39:35 PM »
lmao nice
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