Funny IRC Internet Conversations

[MidoriHaze]

These are conversations from a website showing the funny conversations that people have had using MiRc, some are quotes:

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK  

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)  

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4  

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"  

<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado


= My favourites, although they're all pritty funny.
Go to http://www.bash.org/ 'cause there's a lot more, I just posted the ones I found funny.

[FILA::AUS]

what the fuck is wtf

that was classic^ haha

[bLaDe]

LMFAO hilarious shit
 
 -{bLaDe}

[DJ_Jay_Deee]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf <Thats some funny shit

[Sikotic™]

LMAO@the grandmother one

[BossPlaya]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK  



<studdud> what the fuck is wtf



<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4  

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

LMAO!!!!! at all of those

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

hahahahahaha...Good shit...LoL

[lbc213]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf <Thats some funny shit

HAHAHA, ^^^ thats the one  

[.:Common:.]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Lil Jay]

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"  

LMFAO,  now thats the truth right there

[Sikotic™]

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4  

LMMFAO!!!!!