Things That Rappers would never say

[Sikotic™]

"Im gonna be making hardcore gangsta rap records from now, it was me who shot the club up not shyne" p-diidy

LMAO @ admitting he shot up the club

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

"I produced it" - Warren G

[DAYUM]

"I produced it" - Warren G

LMAO only funny one...

[davida.b.]

Me and 50 Cent are gonna go on a picnic- Domination

Fuck rap!- KRS One

I need some Viagra- Big Daddy Kane

I'm considering retiring from pimping- Suga Free

I'm gonna write my own book for little kids- Kool Keith

We're top notch lyricists- Ying Yang Twins

Who's 2pac?- Tha Realest

Fuck a bitch- Afrika Bambaataa

[Woodrow]

"For sure" - Snoop Dogg

[pappy]

dj quik - i hate black pussy

[Gotti......Xl]

I kill pac Suge
Iam getting girl cuz my looks Jay z
i dont drink the linkz
close bar xzibit
fuck bloodz snoop
iam scare bone crusher
iam never in the club 50cent
I dont like church Ma$e
fucc Black people Eminem  ( No disrespect to nobady)
Iam Alive 2Pac

[[sepehr]]

Iam getting girl cuz my looks Jay z

Lol 

[hector]

For the love of music, fuck the money - snoop dogg
I was just thinking... - daz dillinger
oh yeah there is some dudes that are better than me - any rapper
I base my style off of... - E-40
naw movies don't make me more money, I just enjoy acting more than rapping - Ice Cube
I like girls - Nelly
Mutha fuck a bitch ass bitch mutha fucka - kurupt
naw, my new record isn't as good as my previous records, in fact, most people will actually be dissapointed with this upcomming one - any rapper
I enjoy polite conversation and long walks on the beach with well respected women - MC Ren
Sure, I"d be happy to pay for that - Suga Free
I put my heart and soul in this record and did it for all my fans who supported me when I was a nobody - snoop dogg
naw, I'll pass, I'm too high at the moment - Yukmouth
Hey warren, how would you like to be completely in charge of the 213 record? - snoop
Naw, I don't wanna fight, lets sit down and talk this one out - Jayo Felony
Hey Kurupt, would you mind if I was the executive producer of your next album? - Dr. Dre
Thanks Dr. Dre and eminem, if it weren't for you guys, nobody would know who I was - 50 cent
My time on deathrow was great.   Suge is a real fun loving typa guy.  We all got paid graicously, and suge pampered us like no other.  He still sends us christmas cards.  - the entire ex deathrow roster
You know, I'd luv to have sex with you, but I currently am seeing someone - any rapper besides Nelly
I'm planning a surprise birthday party for some members of the LAPD - Tray Deee

[hector]

I'm sick of all the violent rap, for now on my records will only be positive - C-BO
I'm starting up my own daycare - Brotha Lynch
Yeah - MC Eiht
I'm going to the NRA protest rally - Spice 1
Sure, I'll drop a verse for free - snoop dogg
I've decided for now on, I'm only gonna post the truth on my website - daz
sorry, I couldn't understand you, you were talking too fast - twista
I drop bombs like Hieroshima - RBX
I could have dropped 4 albums while on deathrow, but suge is a fuckin asshole and wouldn't give me the chance to - crooked I
Let me buy you those diamond earrings you've been eyeing - suga free
Don't ask me how I got a record deal - bone crusher

[[sepehr]]

I'm starting up my own daycare - Brotha Lynch
Don't ask me how I got a record deal - bone crusher

LOL

[Minkaveli]

I've written all my lyrics- P. Diddy
Fuck Eminem- Dr. Dre
I am taking a bow of celibacy-Lil' Kim

[Trauma-san]

I got some universal ones


1. I bought this on sale

2. My father was a good man

3. I'm so glad to see Eminem doing so well

4. Beef is childish

5. Maya Angelou, now THERE'S a real poet

6. I like Country (Wyclef working with Kenny Rogers doesn't count)

7.  Speaking of Wyclef, the Fugees shouldn't get back together again, they're all better off solo

8.  De La Soul are better than 95% of rap out now

9.  I Love you

10.  These pants are too loose

11.  I don't like Breast Implants


etc. etc. etc.

[Trauma-san]

"For sure" - Snoop Dogg

LOL