Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?

[Don Jacob]

i don't know why but i'm sitting here watching her show and i wanna rape this bitch ,lol


what's got me buggin out is ,....she's not even all that attractive

1. she's got an annoying personality
2. she's got an ugly nose....shit looks just like mine
3. her music sucks
4. no booty
5. she's one of those retarded LA people who go there and all the sudden are "different" but "cool"
6. big ol' forehead
7. she's like  a cheap avril laveen , or however you spell that dumb french canadians bitch ass name (i avril btw)
8. also she's the same age as me (19) but she looks like a 15 year old freshman,lol


but for some reason like i said before i just want to get a night vision camera and video tape myself pumping her like she was a big ass SUV out of gas. LOL

[Sikotic™]

The nose, I could actually deal with. But dying her hair black was the final straw.





















I'd still bone though 

[pappy]

I think she is cute

[davida.b.]

Yeah, thats a good question, why do you want to fuck her? I'd get a restraining order to keep her 100 miles away from my dick.

[Don Jacob]

Yeah, thats a good question, why do you want to fuck her? I'd get a restraining order to keep her 100 miles away from my dick.

lol that's what one of my heads is telling me ...but the other's saying another thing...and being a guy you know which one usually wins. you know what i'm sayin' lol

[white Boy]

shes cute, id most deffinately fuck her

[DAYUM]

i hate her but id still fuck only cuzz shes famous and young

but 5 years from now she wont be shit...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

That bitch is ugly...Look at that fuckin' moon chin...Nasty shit.

[Woodrow]

I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

[Gangstauu]

are the pics above from her??
if so
I would fuck the shit out of her

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

^^Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.


Lindsay Lohan is fine, but this bitch is straight ugly...Just look at her fuckin' face.

[Don Jacob]

uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.

[Rain]

i wouldnt particularly want to fuck her but i probably would if fucking Jessica as well was some how involved - i think i could enjoy both of them at the same time

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.

At least she doesn't look like a man...Lindsay Lohan has some nasty ass freckles, but she has a nice body, and a cute face...Ashlee Simpson is just disgusting; she looks like one of those freaks that walk around Santa Monica.

[Don Jacob]

lol it's all good you can fuck your cancer patient and i'll fuck my moon man,lol


HEY i recent that abotu santa monica, i was born there!