Author Topic: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?  (Read 672 times)

Woodrow

Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2004, 01:00:08 AM »
Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2004, 01:19:29 AM »
uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.

^^true


anywayz, ashlee has the cute little laugh...and that cute look sometimes

i'd bone her
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2004, 01:20:42 AM »
Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.



Oh wow, a pic of me when I was 12...I'm 18 now... ::)


I've hooked up with chicks who look 30 times better than Ashlee Simpson...PeACe
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2004, 02:03:04 AM »
id fuck her cos she is quite young and i like her rack ;D
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2004, 05:37:30 AM »
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...


that picture never gets old lol.

Shes not that bad looking. She's no where near as fine as her sister.
 

Trauma-san

Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2004, 06:38:54 AM »
You want her because

1. She's a girl
2. She's not particularly deformed
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2004, 07:21:17 AM »
i don't know why but i'm sitting here watching her show and i wanna rape this bitch ,lol


what's got me buggin out is ,....she's not even all that attractive

1. she's got an annoying personality
2. she's got an ugly nose....shit looks just like mine
3. her music sucks
4. no booty
5. she's one of those retarded LA people who go there and all the sudden are "different" but "cool"
6. big ol' forehead
7. she's like  a cheap avril laveen , or however you spell that dumb french canadians bitch ass name (i avril btw)
8. also she's the same age as me (19) but she looks like a 15 year old freshman,lol


but for some reason like i said before i
just want to get a night vision camera and video tape myself pumping her like she was a big ass SUV out of gas. LOL
get your fantasies out of here u lonely fuck
 

bez

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2004, 10:45:38 AM »
She's alrite, not amazing but I'd still hit it.
 

Sikotic™

Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2004, 10:59:01 AM »
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It still makes me laugh

I will say this, she beats Paris Hilton anyday.
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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2004, 11:03:07 AM »
Any single guy would fuck her if she wanted to fuck with him ;)
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
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Montana00

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2004, 12:05:26 PM »
Well ive come up with a reason, this took me awhile but i think i've figured it out.

Guys like to fuck.

So basically, as long as she doesnt have a penis or some really strange feature that you dont like, your going to want to fuck her. 
 

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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2004, 12:55:29 PM »
i'd hit it, i like the way she looks, peace.
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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2004, 02:01:17 AM »
Well ive come up with a reason, this took me awhile but i think i've figured it out.

Guys like to fuck.

So basically, as long as she doesnt have a penis or some really strange feature that you dont like, your going to want to fuck her. 

lol yeah, at th end of the day ...pussy's pussy


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Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2004, 05:24:16 AM »
i think she is hot as well, i perfer her to her sister!