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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 12:40:41 PM »
lmfao , props for posting that
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2004, 12:46:41 PM »
This is one of my favs!

"So basically my dumb girlfriend found out that at one point before we were really serious, I had taken some photos of her while she was asleep, which most women would think was seriously charming and awesome, by the way Steffanie. But anyways, I had literally no bed to sleep in so I snuck back into the house and stole her kid from a previous relationship's Spider-Man Ready Bed. It was sweet as hell. Good sleeping the whole night through. My entire body was kept so warm and comfortable that I kept it and that's what I sleep on in my new place. That's right Steffanie in my NEW PLACE."
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2004, 02:11:58 PM »
Haha, yeah this is great!!

This one made me laugh out loud.. Crazy kid though..

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My mom told me to go buy her some highlighters. I told her I'd do it if she also gave me some money for a ham sandwich. But then when I got to the store and saw how freaking sweet these damned Eberhard Faber highlighters were, I ended up spending my ham sandwich money on more Eberhard Faber highlighters.

This one is great too:

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I was dating this girl who was abusive to her pets so I bought Snubby in the hopes of giving her something to take her anger out on instead of her real pets. One night she got intoxicated and fired Snubby at me somewhere in the neighborhood of 75 miles per hour. The little computer in Snubby that recognizes songs caught my jawbone and cracked it a little. The docs said I should be back to 100 percent in a week or so, but for now it's food through a straw time. Needless to say I got out of the relationship and this time I remembered to take my Styx albums with me. But if it wasn't for Snubby, I might still be in that crappy apartment watching that madwoman strike her "pets."

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2004, 02:13:08 PM »
LMAO, this vacuum remind me of my dead mom
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2004, 03:01:01 PM »
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....


Amazon just pulled the reviews  :-\
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2004, 03:02:06 PM »
LMAO, why?
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2004, 05:36:24 PM »
I still got the page open so HA lol. Maybe, I'll take screenshots
 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2004, 05:58:33 PM »
All I could save is the second page

 

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Re: Best... Amazon... Reviews... EVAR....
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2004, 06:00:35 PM »
LOL...that's only the first page