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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2004, 11:18:41 PM »
for the record i know that muslums don't wear charmen and Brawny brand towels on their heads...they were linens and shit. .....i just said towel stock cuz it had more zest than linen stock


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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2004, 02:08:36 AM »
its so annoying when people like you think muslims wear towels on there head wtf?? no



I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Look up Sarcastic in the dictionary, nothing he said was sarcastic. If he would have said something like

"Oh, i'm SURE they're really going to take over!"

That would have been sarcastic.  Saying towel stock is going to go up isnt' sarcastic, it's just a joke. 

sarcasm:

1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.



Try again.

Hmmm.  I guess I'll try and explain it to you, hell, somebody has to. 

1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 

There was nothing cutting about what he said, it wasn't intended to wound, and it wasn't ironic. 

2.  A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

He didn't use sarcastic language. 

He just wasn't being sarcastic.  Anybody who knows what the word sarcastic means can recognize that.  I'm sorry you think your'e right, but as is so often the case, you're wrong. 

There's no right or wrong, everyone has their own interpretation of things. If Jake knows that Muslims really don't wear towels on their heads, then yes, it was a sarcastic remark. However, if he doesn't know that, and is just ignorant, then it's a dumb joke rather than being a form of sarcasm...So when the dude said, "its so annoying when people like you think muslims wear towels on there head wtf?? no", I said, "I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic."...So I took Jake implying that Muslims wear towels on their head as sarcasm...You lose, motherfucker.

So, in other words, you just use the word sarcastic whenever you want, because 'there's no right or wrong'.  LOL Alrighty.  Hey, you're still in Junior High, ask your english teacher about it, see what she thinks. 


First of all, I'm not in Junior High...I dunno what you get out of making false claims, but whatever it is, it's gay...Second of all, if Jake knew that Muslims don't wear towels on their heads, and he still said that, it can very well be taken as a sarcastic remark...The dude got mad at Jake for saying Muslims wear towels, and I said how I believed Jake was being sarcastic (about Muslims wearing towels on their head)...Now please explain to me how I'm wrong, because everyone I asked told me that it all depends on how you interpret Jakes comment...Motherfucker.

First off this is the biggest quote box ive ever seen. Second, no I was just talking about how alot of people generalize and stuff like the dumb towel head joke. Maybe I just said that cause I am middle eastern...and I dont like when peeps are ignorant about that kind of stuff, i know it was a joke. I didnt take it to heart, I was just saying..
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2004, 03:37:40 AM »
for the record i know that muslums don't wear charmen and Brawny brand towels on their heads...they were linens and shit. .....i just said towel stock cuz it had more zest than linen stock


So there...He was being sarcastic about Muslims wearing towels on their head...Trauma, your sonning has just been confirmed, motherfucker.
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2004, 10:39:07 AM »
lol, took the words right out of my mouth.

I rather wonder what Im gonna do when morons like you keep existing in this world.


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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2004, 11:13:28 AM »
I would enter into a state of prayer and humility reading Chapter Al-Nasr in the standing position of the first unit of prayer, and then parts of Surah Al Hadid while in the standing position of the second unit.....

Al Nasr-

1. When Comes the Help of Allah and Victory

2. And thou dost see the People enter Allah's Religion in crowds

3. Celebrate the praises of thy Lord, and pray for his forgiveness
    For he is oft-returning (In grace and in mercy)

Al Hadid-

22. No misfortune can happen on Earth or in your souls
     But is recorded in a decree before we bring
     it into existence,
     That is truly easy for Allah:

23.  In order that ye may Not despair
      over matters that pass you by
      Nor exult over favours[/b]
      Bestowed upon you
      For Allah loveth not
      Any vainglorious boaster


..... I would continue praying deep into the night praising Allah and asking for his forgiveness.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2004, 11:18:49 AM by Hajj Ibrahim Islam »
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2004, 01:43:30 PM »
^^^

for some reason i picture Infinite looking like Chris Rock in New Jack City when he's on crack, when praying for all that,lol don't ask why it's just the visual that came to mind


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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2004, 01:47:05 PM »
It's not going to happen for the simple fact that Latino and Asian populations are growing like crazy.
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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2004, 02:42:12 PM »
^That's only the case for America,hell, even for the USA only.

In our doom-scenarios it's quite possible the muslims would 'take over' the Old World.

But really,

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2004, 03:36:49 PM »
I don't see the 1 billion asians in China turning Muslim anytime soon.
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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2004, 06:38:02 PM »
I don't see the 1 billion asians in China turning Muslim anytime soon.

There are already 70 million Muslims in China. 
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2004, 06:42:47 PM »
eat some bacon
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2004, 07:56:56 PM »
eat some bacon
seriously... i think thats 1 of the many reasons muslims cant take over the world, people like bacon too much
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2004, 09:40:38 PM »
There are already 70 million Muslims in China. 

just like He will judge the actions of those who spread lies and mischief, without clear knowledge.
 

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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »
I don't see the 1 billion asians in China turning Muslim anytime soon.

There are already 70 million Muslims in China. 

That's not even one-tenth of the population. The majority are predominately Buddhist and feel strongly about their beliefs. Sure, things could possibly change, but the chances are slim in my view.
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Re: WHat You Gonna Do When The Muslims Take Over The World????
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2004, 10:17:36 PM »
I don't see the 1 billion asians in China turning Muslim anytime soon.

There are already 70 million Muslims in China. 

That's not even one-tenth of the population. The majority are predominately Buddhist and feel strongly about their beliefs. Sure, things could possibly change, but the chances are slim in my view.

Thing is, China estimates 18 million. Most realistic estimates are 25~35 million.