European Stereotypes.....

[Jome]

After the dumbass Jake made a a fool out of himself in the American stereotypes discussion, I would like to hear what stereotypes Americans have of Europeans..

American stereotypes have been discussed enough, no America discussion in this thread!!

So Americans, (Non-Europeans outside U.S. may also reply) what's your stereotype impression of these countries:

U.K.
France
Germany
Russia
Spain
Italy
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark)
Holland & Belgium
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.)

A short description is enough, blank if you have no knowledge on certain parts.
No off-topic, for one times sake.

ster·e·o·type   Audio pronunciation of "stereotype" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (str--tp, stîr-)
n.

   1. A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image.
   2. One that is regarded as embodying or conforming to a set image or type.

[pappy]

After the dumbass Jake made a a fool out of himself in the American stereotypes discussion, I would like to hear what stereotypes Americans have of Europeans..

American stereotypes have been discussed enough, no America discussion in this thread!!

So Americans, (Non-Europeans outside U.S. may also reply) what's your stereotype impression of these countries:

U.K.
France
Germany
Russia
Spain
Italy
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark)
Holland & Belgium
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.)

A short description is enough, blank if you have no knowledge on certain parts.
No off-topic, for one times sake.

ster·e·o·type   Audio pronunciation of "stereotype" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (str--tp, stîr-)
n.

   1. A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image.
   2. One that is regarded as embodying or conforming to a set image or type.

UK - bad teeth
France - pussies
Germany - The woman are built like men
Russia - Commies
Spain - none
Italy - none
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - Girls from sweden are easy
Holland & Belgium - none
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - none

thats not what i believe but just what i heard... cept the french one lol.  My aunt lived in france since she was 20 an now shes like 60.  One x-mas she sent me a toy pony for x-mas.  I was like ummm i dunno what the guys in france play with but i sure aint into that lol.

[Suga Foot]

U.K.  -   Bad teeth.  Funny accent.


France  -  Assholes


Germany  -   Zey eat za bratverst and drink ze beer.  And zey yell a lot.


Russia  -  Commies

Spain  -   Spanish?


Italy  -   Greasy and hairy


Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark)   -   Windmills, Vikings. Wooden Shoes.


Holland & Belgium  -    Chocolate & Pancackes


Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.)  -  Unkrainian Eggs!  lol

[Woodrow]

U.K. - Hows my Teef Guvna?

France - Surrender Monkeys

Germany - Stanky

Russia - Vodka Drinkers

Spain - none.

Italy - Womanizers

Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - Blonde supermodels

Belgium - Hitler used them to FUCK France

Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - swimmers look like men because of steroid use.

[white Boy]

Russia - Vodka Drinkers

no thats true... 


plus how can u call Russia Commies, and not Ukranians... 

[Sikotic™]

Germany  -   Zey eat za bratverst and drink ze beer.  And zey yell a lot.

LMAO!!!

UK - The teeth

France - They're wimps

Germany - Really strong women

Russia - Communists

Spain - "Don't they speak Mexican?"

Italy - Mafia

Scandinavia -

Holland - Wooden shoes

Eastern countries - They're all powerful like that one dude in Rocky

[ARYC]

U.K. : football hooligans with bad teeth

France:pussys

Germany: angry beer drinking  sausage eating Nazis (that's the stereotype)

Russia:none

Spain:none

Italy:none

Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark):Vikings

Holland & Belgium:Nazi speedbumps

Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.): countrys more fucked up than ours

[eS El Duque]

U.K. - ugly
France - woman have under arm hair
Germany - rich and racists
Russia - Drunks and poor
Spain - My kind of ppl!
Italy - Sexy women, gay men
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - just like canada
Holland & Belgium - drugies
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - poor por people

[Trauma-san]

Don't know or have any stereotypes about anybody in europe, I usually aren't aware the countries exist until someone that lives in one of them says something on the board or such, lol.  I don't watch or listen to the news, either, so usually I never hear about Europe. 

[Machiavelli]

U.K. - Fags

France -  Anti-American Pussies

Germany - Nazi,  beer lovers, dirty people

Russia - Poor Commies

Spain - None

Italy - Rude Assholes and Pizza

Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) -

Windmills, Vikings. Wooden Shoes.

Holland & Belgium - Chocolate and quiet people

Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - There are russians

[DAYUM]

i think the UK have ugly woman idk why its just the girls i see on TV prolly I'm sure there is beautiful woman...

[Don Jacob]

i don't know how i was made a fool when you're the one who think america is one big bad ghetto where we go around killing each other religiously.....i broke down all the bad places in the US and told you that they wern't that bad. the only fool here is you. ::hands jome a tampax tampon :: here jomey i can see you've started your period



anyways back to the topic

the English: place with a bajillion magazines lthat are similar to the Enquier, bad teeth, pale skin, stuck up

the french: feminine, very metrosexual, hairy , smelly, smoke a lot, obsessed with art and Jerry Lewis

the germans: Militant, Loud, racist, love techno, robotic

countries like denmark, and sweden and netherlands....cold , full of happy go lucky blonde people

Italy: laid back, love to eat pudgy, obsessed with sports cars

Spain: Obsessed with catholic churches

[M Dogg™]

I had one already written, I guess it never appeared.

U.K. - proper people, gentlemen. Royality is very high thought of, and people don't like to get dirty because it would force them to bath. The Irish are drunk Catholics who like to talk shit about the British well drunk.
France - Snotty people that like to have oral sex. LOL, I read a book about a different culture, and they thought it was weird the French like oral sex. Also, they hate Americans, including Latin Americans, and they feel they are better than anyone.
Germany - Germany is a place where the men are menly men, and so are the women. Lots of beer, and people know about great cars.
Russia - Cold, cold as hell. I mean colder than a mother-in-laws cold stare. People are drunk, and dancing to Tetris music. The men are huge, steriod using monsters, and the women are fine as fuck.
Spain - Catholic central. The guys all think they are Don Juan, and the women are just hot as hell.
Italy - Same as Spain, except that they have better artist and culture. Were Spain trys to be the shit, Italy is the shit. From the mob family's, to the pope, to the Roman ruins Italy is just the fuckin shit.
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - Cold, lots of fields and farms, and green when there is no snow. Not many people, but the ones that are there are borderline Communist. In case of war, they defend themselves with hockey sticks.
Holland & Belgium - Waffells. Lots of green, and waffells, and forrest and stuff like that. Did I mention waffells.
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - Unstable. War, people hating each other. People have no clue what to do with freedom after so many years of others ruling them. Industral hell, as there are tons of factories from the Soviet days, but not enough leadership to run the place. Don't get too close of you might get shot.

[ecrazy]

U.K. - Only Sterotype that pops into my head is Austin Powers
France - Hairy Pitts For the Girls, Berrette Wearing guys who paint pictures and sing with little guitars
Germany - Sausage loving, beer drinking people....they also love the month of Oktober
Russia - Very cold people, the woman are prostitutes who want to marry someone in america so they could take their money....the men are cold people who supported
Spain - um, they hate mexicans and philipinos, even though they created those races...i dunno
Italy - Pope, Um Spaghetti spaghetti, Pizza, They All Remind Me Of Super Mario
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - They Wear Wooden shoes And Dance in skirts and pigtails and everyone is blond hair blue eyes
Holland & Belgium - Bunch of pothead sex maniacs & Drug addicts
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - Just Like Russia

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

U.K. - Bad teeth, talk with gay accent, kind people.
France - Assholes, pussies, love sex, hate Americans & Jews.
Germany - Racist, crazy about trance, talk loud.
Russia - Love drinking (especially Vodka), big guys, cute chicks.
Spain - Another form of Hispanic people, Catholic.
Italy - Mafia, pizza & pasta lovers, quiet people.
Scandinavia (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) - Fine ass blond chicks, very sexual.
Eastern countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, etc.) - Poor countries, not vacation spots.