Author Topic: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA  (Read 3099 times)

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2004, 02:27:38 PM »
an update on the Tag team dog on a pole steal kennel match

this just in, dog wrestler Stray Gimp Leg has gone to a better place (back home to his owner)

Smerlus' stocks increased but his chances at beating Sik and Rock decreased by .0004 because we all know he's going to euthanize Rock and send Sik to the dog house

You might as well forfeit now. Your defeat is inevitable without you're dog. I guess he took the intellegent route and backed out.

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2004, 03:39:19 PM »
OMG!!!!  JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS TO STRESSLEMANIA AND THIS SURPRISE MATCH HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE CARD A FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH INCLUDING SGV, AG, JOME, AND EL DOOKIE...OMG!!!  THE MAYHEM

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2004, 09:10:24 PM »
Tech got big money title belts, legacy, status and an undefeated record.

Yall need to add Trauma and Jake, to the list of Techs opponents to make this even worth Tech stoppin endorsement deals and 9-5 golfing to climb back into his Demolition ring tights.

Englewood bwoy, you need to be on some Siberian training, running up state legislators building steps, punching hanging dead cows in freezers shit to compete.
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2004, 09:13:29 PM »
Tech got big money title belts, legacy, status and an undefeated record.

Yall need to add Trauma and Jake, to the list of Techs opponents to make this even worth Tech stoppin endorsement deals and 9-5 golfing to climb back into his Demolition ring tights.

Englewood bwoy, you need to be on some Siberian training, running up state legislators building steps, punching hanging dead cows in freezers shit to compete.

who said that this girl can play? ^
 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2004, 09:35:22 PM »
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.

*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song*

*Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands*

*Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #65 on: October 13, 2004, 09:44:34 PM »
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.

*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song*

*Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands*

*Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*

LMFAO  :banana_rock:
 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #66 on: October 13, 2004, 09:45:50 PM »
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.

*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song*

*Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands*

*Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*

dude, give it up, you're muslim...

1. you'll be late to the match cause you can't get past security

2. you'll talk about kicking alot of ass but in turn you'll get stomped on

3. you'll claim it's unfair and that you were doomed to fail because of the jews and western policy

4. you'll get a bunch of has been posters together to declare jihad on the champions of Stresslemania

5. you'll ambush us in other posts with titles like "Hot Content" knowing we like porn

6. then we will launch a major campaign to liberate your screen names and once again become victorious
 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #67 on: October 13, 2004, 10:25:02 PM »
lmao, so the sgv an jake match is off the card

fuck that it's still on like donkey kong in downtown hong kong

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i like me some titties mmmmmmmmhmmmmm, sgv give me them titties mmmmmhhmmmmm titties and some french fried 'taters


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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2004, 10:26:54 PM »
Tech got big money title belts, legacy, status and an undefeated record.

Yall need to add Trauma and Jake, to the list of Techs opponents to make this even worth Tech stoppin endorsement deals and 9-5 golfing to climb back into his Demolition ring tights.

Englewood bwoy, you need to be on some Siberian training, running up state legislators building steps, punching hanging dead cows in freezers shit to compete.

fidda-be-on  then!


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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2004, 11:09:12 PM »
 :o  tech wants in on the card  :o
 

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« Reply #70 on: October 14, 2004, 11:14:48 AM »
lol @ tech's speech
 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #71 on: October 14, 2004, 01:24:03 PM »
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.

*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song*

*Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands*

*Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*

dude, give it up, you're muslim...

1. you'll be late to the match cause you can't get past security

2. you'll talk about kicking alot of ass but in turn you'll get stomped on

3. you'll claim it's unfair and that you were doomed to fail because of the jews and western policy

4. you'll get a bunch of has been posters together to declare jihad on the champions of Stresslemania

5. you'll ambush us in other posts with titles like "Hot Content" knowing we like porn

6. then we will launch a major campaign to liberate your screen names and once again become victorious

This lame is now intimidated by Tech, we all know you aint showing up to Stresslemania. Youre gonna bum change for 3 months to afford the 19.99 pay per view at your trailer park.

*shakes ring ropes like the Warrior*
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #72 on: October 14, 2004, 01:35:17 PM »
*interupts Tech's speech*

CUT MY MUSIC!!!!  Tom ..  at Stresslemania I'm going to beat your ass senseless and then beat it some more Cause we all know only Queens come from Queens!!


*walks backstage*

**cuts to commercial**

 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #73 on: October 14, 2004, 01:43:18 PM »
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.

*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song*

*Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands*

*Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*

dude, give it up, you're muslim...

1. you'll be late to the match cause you can't get past security

2. you'll talk about kicking alot of ass but in turn you'll get stomped on

3. you'll claim it's unfair and that you were doomed to fail because of the jews and western policy

4. you'll get a bunch of has been posters together to declare jihad on the champions of Stresslemania

5. you'll ambush us in other posts with titles like "Hot Content" knowing we like porn

6. then we will launch a major campaign to liberate your screen names and once again become victorious

This lame is now intimidated by Tech, we all know you aint showing up to Stresslemania. Youre gonna bum change for 3 months to afford the 19.99 pay per view at your trailer park.

*shakes ring ropes like the Warrior*

funny how you immitate a wrestler that was supposedly gay outside of the ring... what's next? your golddust impersonation?

 

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Re: get your bets in for......... STRESSLEMANIA
« Reply #74 on: October 14, 2004, 04:22:38 PM »
Are you still here in WCC? Damn, some people just dont get the hint.

Anyways Twista, did u not see that ropes being shooked? Thats the end of the speech right there. You werent interupting anything. I was backstage writing autographs for the new generation of WCC battlers earning their stars and stripes when you stepped into the ring. And despite you being the headliner, not one of the backstage folks looked at the TV screen to see who was talkin. They was all in awe of Tech, recieving OG instructions in this WCC gang bang thang.
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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