Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

[*Jamal*]

You thought Trauma and Infinite were crazy? Check this guy out...

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.



“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

[Kill]

those are poor people if u think about it

[Danté Williams]

Damn, crazy fool!!

That reminds me of that joke...
A christian missionaire in Africa gets lost in the jungle and finds a Lion that jumps towards him, trying to eat him. He starts running away from the Lion, but the animal follows him getting closer and closer. Then, the guy arrives to a cliff, there's no escape, it's either jumping off or facing the Lion behind him. He turns around and gets down on his knees and says "God, please make this Lion have Christian feelings..." Then the Lion stops, gets down on his knees and says:" God, please bless this food I'm about to eat...".
(here's where you laugh).

I know, I know, I'm not too good at telling jokes in spanish...let alone in english.

[mauzip]

I saw this on the news today. I wish the lion hadn't eaten yet that day

[Kill]

I saw this on the news today. I wish the lion hadn't eaten yet that day

and i thought bush supporters could put themselves in his shoes

[white Boy]

Damn, crazy fool!!

That reminds me of that joke...
A christian missionaire in Africa gets lost in the jungle and finds a Lion that jumps towards him, trying to eat him. He starts running away from the Lion, but the animal follows him getting closer and closer. Then, the guy arrives to a cliff, there's no escape, it's either jumping off or facing the Lion behind him. He turns around and gets down on his knees and says "God, please make this Lion have Christian feelings..." Then the Lion stops, gets down on his knees and says:" God, please bless this food I'm about to eat...".
(here's where you laugh).

I know, I know, I'm not too good at telling jokes in spanish...let alone in english.

thats funny

[Z the laidback Virus]

                                               How the Lions saw it


'Oh dear,Leo..take a look at that! The man's trying to convert us!'
'Hmm, I'll have a look at it'
'Tell him we're allready enlightened!'

Leo  walks over to the converter
'Dear mister, I'd like you to know that...could you please shut up?..So I was saying...Shut up,man!..What I was gonna..SHUT UP!..So, as I tried to tell...AND NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!'

Leo gives the converter a nasty bite in rage, and walks back

'Leo,why did you do that?'
'He wouldn't shut up! I couldn't help myself! I couldn't resist'
'You're an impulsive brute,my mother allways said so!'

Leo receives a nasty blow by the paw of the lioness
'No meat for you tonight,mr. Can't-hold-my-temper!'

[Danté Williams]

The Lions were Jehova's witness.

[*Jamal*]

Nope, they were Muslim extremists and didn't want anyone to push their beliefs on them, so they retaliated with force... I know it sounds a bit familiar 

[bez]

Whats a Lion's favourite wrestling event?













































RAW!

[mauzip]

lol

[eS El Duque]

damn catholics!