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does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« on: November 19, 2004, 11:45:10 PM »
aight, so i have the hottest girl from our school over at my house the other night....(keep in mind i have been with several girls and have a reputation of being good or whatever), and things were looking real good, until  i lost my fuckin erection!! we ended up not even having sex so i was forced to go down on her  :'( , so then i went in the bathroom and had a 1 on 1 convo with my fucking failure piece and he wasnt having it at all, NOTHING would work, shit was dead. Then fast forward to tonight.....i start hitting it, FINALLY i think, until wait.....i lose it!!! WTTTTTFFFFFF     i am so fucking mad i told her its prolly because her ex bf was known as the best in bed ever and all huge so i had alot to live up to. she thinks its all her fault but its not, she is fucking amazing looking, i am so embarrased in myself. i think it might be all the chronic ive smoked too....any suggestions? can i go buy some viagra from walgreens if im 17?
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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2004, 11:50:23 PM »
do it

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2004, 12:11:20 AM »
hahahahahahahahahaha holy crap you fag hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats some seriously funny crap......you got the hottest girl in school and you cant even get a hard on! hahahahahahahahaha

you might wanna check your sexuality man
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2004, 12:19:43 AM »
he's right, you might be playing for the wrong team....lol
 

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2004, 01:38:51 AM »
aight, so i have the hottest girl from our school over at my house the other night....(keep in mind i have been with several girls and have a reputation of being good or whatever), and things were looking real good, until  i lost my fuckin erection!! we ended up not even having sex so i was forced to go down on her  :'( , so then i went in the bathroom and had a 1 on 1 convo with my fucking failure piece and he wasnt having it at all, NOTHING would work, shit was dead. Then fast forward to tonight.....i start hitting it, FINALLY i think, until wait.....i lose it!!! WTTTTTFFFFFF     i am so fucking mad i told her its prolly because her ex bf was known as the best in bed ever and all huge so i had alot to live up to. she thinks its all her fault but its not, she is fucking amazing looking, i am so embarrased in myself. i think it might be all the chronic ive smoked too....any suggestions? can i go buy some viagra from walgreens if im 17?


HAHAHAHAHA what can I say about you that has not already been said about RuPaul?


sounds alot like American Pie, you're a fuckin failure I bet she told her friends hahaha
loser dont ever post your pic here ;D

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2004, 02:41:38 AM »
hahahahahahahahahaha holy crap you fag hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats some seriously funny crap......you got the hottest girl in school and you cant even get a hard on! hahahahahahahahaha

you might wanna check your sexuality man

This coming from the guy who got dumped for another guy... LOL...
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2004, 03:04:43 AM »
lol at this thread.. but man.. that sucks for u...
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2004, 04:43:45 AM »
ROFL

AG, don't you ever tell somebody he's gay again. You don't even know yourself if you're straight or not.

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2004, 05:39:18 AM »
feel bad for you, but this definately doesn't mean you're gay.

anyway, feel the advantage: you'll be able to have longer sex before you finally cum  ;D  8)

IF it comes to having sex, that is  :(
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2004, 05:46:02 AM »
lol at this thread.. but man.. that sucks for u...
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2004, 06:23:51 AM »
don't worry about it man, seriously, that shit happened to me a few times. the first time it happened, i couldn't do it because i thought about it too much, it was a girl that was a good friend that i wanted to hit for a long time, and when i finally got the chance i couldn't even do it. i felt so lame, but it was cuz i was thinkin about it too much.

the second time, i had whisky dick.

the third time, i had just met this filipino chick at the beach and we head back to her place. she starts tellin me what to do - 'go down on me', 'lick me here, lick me there'. finally i just grabbed her head and made her suck me off for half an hour. then she tried to ride my dick and i just went limp. i got up and left. never saw her again.

shit just happens sometimes with certain girls. a few of my friends have had similar problems too. seriously, though, i would suggest forgettin about it with the chick in question. i doubt it's gonna happen after it's happened twice already. it's hard to mentally prepare yourself for that when all you can anticipate is another 'failure.'
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2004, 07:03:48 AM »
were you tired? Smoking makes me more horny
It's 4:20, are you smoking?


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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2004, 08:06:16 AM »
The only time I cant get hard is when I am mad blazed or drunk and i cant feel anything.
 

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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2004, 08:31:17 AM »
nice try investigator gadgets, but i am no where close to gay. i am a good looking guy too. i think the whole reason might be that i have wanted to fuck this girl for so long (years) and now that it finally came down to it i am thinking too much. i forgot to mentino i was alittle drunk and stoned as fuck last night, so hopefully that was the reason....i would hate to have to give up on this girl because it could end up making my senior year alot better if i can just keep boning her....thanks for the serious answers, kick rocks haters.
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Re: does a young buck like me need viagra or WTF???
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2004, 08:50:29 AM »
you should tell her you we're fucked up at the time.. that was maybe the problem, or at least, you should hope so, haha.

this shit's never happened to me, and I smoke hella lots of chronic.. so Im very doubtful chronic has anything to do with it, and usually, like Alex said up there, when you're high, usually you're more horny lol.


lol I thought this thread was about young buc liking you and needing viagara!  :D just re read the title though, and got it  :D
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