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Great reasons to be a guy
« on: August 08, 2002, 08:43:33 AM »
Your tits are never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy @!#$ every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's @!#$ if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is
coming.

You don't mooch off other's desserts.

You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same
outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

You are not expected to know the names of more than
five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2002, 08:50:43 AM »
dam nigga u spent lotta time on dat right dere yous a funny nigga
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2002, 08:59:09 AM »
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dam nigga u spent lotta time on dat right dere yous a funny nigga


sorry I can't take credit for someone else.  I didn't come up with any of those.  I am way too lazy to do something like that.  I love copy and paste functions.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2002, 09:02:29 AM »
LOL, Copying and pasting or not that was some true, and funny shit.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2002, 09:26:49 AM »
I never understood why women gotta clean up before a maid comes or in a hotel. Makes no damn sense.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2002, 09:33:17 AM »
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Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.





LOL...hummm... does guys really wonder if a girl blows or not??
and if she does ...... does she spit or swallow??
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2002, 09:33:41 AM »
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I never understood why women gotta clean up before a maid comes or in a hotel. Makes no damn sense.


can you understand anything women do.  Seems like a lot of things they do make no sense.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2002, 09:47:48 AM »
LMAO the whole list is mad true.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2002, 10:56:44 AM »
hahah that list is great.  Classic is fact. lolol
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2002, 12:54:45 PM »
LMAO

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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2002, 01:10:18 PM »
'YOU CAN OPEN ALL YOUR OWN JARS'

that cracked me up!

Nah but forill, on the more real sense being a guy we don't have to:

Have periods, Have babies, Have to shave our legs and shit constantly, Don't have to wear make up...that's just some things that make our lifes so much easier
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2002, 06:31:30 AM »
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LOL...hummm... does guys really wonder if a girl blows or not??  
and if she does ...... does she spit or swallow??


you don't even wanna know what goes on in my mind
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2002, 07:04:31 AM »
;D
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2002, 08:23:06 AM »
Good reason for women tho:

They dont sweat from there asses when they run, lol

They dont get ichy balls, lol
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2002, 10:12:00 AM »
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you don't even wanna know what goes on in my mind
LOL  ;D
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2002, 12:08:13 AM »

LOL! Thanks for reminding us...
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2002, 12:30:23 AM »
LMAO, that list is on point
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2002, 03:29:27 PM »
that list is real thoro

im just thinking is there anything else
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2002, 04:10:49 PM »
I'd pick a sweating ass over bleeding genitalia anyday.
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2002, 05:48:54 PM »
LoL Good shit :D :D
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2002, 04:35:08 AM »
lolol eeeeeee
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2002, 04:36:12 AM »
lolol eeeeeee
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Re: Great reasons to be a guy
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2002, 08:28:18 AM »
Mini me?
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