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What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« on: January 25, 2005, 07:55:12 AM »
I'm wonderring what's your favorite move to diss your opponent 8)
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2005, 08:07:33 AM »
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.
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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 08:08:52 AM »
bonce it off his head, lol
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2005, 08:17:36 AM »
pull out a gat and bust a cap
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2005, 08:21:18 AM »
pull an AK and bust a clip
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2005, 08:48:40 AM »
lol.. thnx 4 the tips
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2005, 12:00:08 PM »
pull down their pants?  ::)
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2005, 12:14:13 PM »
Make em bite the curb
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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2005, 12:18:40 PM »
toss a grenade down their shorts.....

have a van drive up to the court,  drop your opponents battered, hog tied mother off by the benches and then dump clips into the opposing team

have the rest of your friends that are watching gang bang his gf and video tape it.

do the moves that 7even said but instead of bouncing the ball of his head, stab him in the face with a boot knife

hold the kids little brother's or sisters hostage at gun point on the side of the court
 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2005, 01:22:36 PM »
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.

 

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2005, 01:27:08 PM »
^LOL. That's what retards do? Getting sonned in a thread and then sitting at home drawing (or in your nerdy case.. using photoshop) a picture. Nice.

I know you can't stand up to me verbally. But I would have thought you could move on. Too bad I have such an impact at you that you spend 3 hours a week putting my face into pictures. Give yourself a break. Move on.
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What we share or not I will ignore
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Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2005, 01:32:33 PM »
^LOL. That's what retards do? Getting sonned in a thread and then sitting at home drawing (or in your nerdy case.. using photoshop) a picture. Nice.

I know you can't stand up to me verbally. But I would have thought you could move on. Too bad I have such an impact at you that you spend 3 hours a week putting my face into pictures. Give yourself a break. Move on.

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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2005, 01:34:07 PM »

BTW: That shit took 2 mins from start to completion. That time invested is WELL worth the effect it has on you.
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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2005, 02:01:14 PM »
lmao
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Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2005, 12:08:57 AM »
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.



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