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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2002, 07:47:25 AM »
it's right tho, even tho everyone on this board will probz now hate us for life. they jus don't have an intillegent sense of humour. And to counter attack that statement they gonna say. 'So u sayin Mr Bean is funny' and shit like that. But no, Mr Bean isn't funny, and that's jus one comedian/actor. They gonna bring some lame shit up like that trust me. although now after sayin that, they probz gonna go at it at a different angle.
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2002, 07:48:59 AM »
It's nothing to be ashamed of either, it's no mystery that different races and peoples have different strengths, weaknesses, etc.  Like black men are generally more powerful (and have bigger dicks) than white people, Americans, while possesing some great qualities such as blinding loyalty to their country and optimism, are generally not as smart as other peoples in the Western world.  

But it doesn't matter!  So don't get mad!
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2002, 07:54:15 AM »
well said. Plus they got no real History (sorry, had to add that point.) the british dwel on their history, ESPECIALLY the Battle of WaterLoo, we fucked  the French up in that one, HAHAHAHAHA lol. then there's one of the only wars/battles we lost, which was the battle of York Town. and even then it wasn't the Americans that beat us (that was the War of Independance for ya'll who don't know), the french helped u a LOT in that war, without them we'd still be running shit! personally i blame religion for the reason why the romans lost their empire, and the british lost theirs/ours.
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2002, 08:07:04 AM »
If it wasn't for the frogs we would have kept the USA for a while longer, although we would have to had given them up eventually (it's Jamaica's 40th Anniversary of Independence after we left them today BTW).


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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2002, 08:12:28 AM »
it makes me cry to think we owned a third of the world, then see the power slowly desolve as times goes by....

''never in the field of Human Conflict, has so much been owed by so many, to so few'' - Churchill
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2002, 08:52:16 AM »
He put the pic there to be sarcastic about the music.  OK i didnt argue about that, but he should have at least found a pic where Nelly has a shirt or something, not a pic that was takin basically on his knees without his shirt.

Bez this is also "just a pic"



This picture has a pretty good view of J Lo's booty, the whole point of me posting this pic is so i can see her booty, cuz i like her booty.  

and how the fuck all of a sudden this became a topic on how americans dont know their history. Dont act like if there isnt no british people who can care less about their history.  dont worry bout "WHITE Americans"  cuz that has nothing to do with this topic.
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2002, 08:53:55 AM »
lol, J-lo ain't anythin special tho. Nuf sed
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2002, 09:09:27 AM »
Nelly over J-lo n e day
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2002, 09:22:13 AM »
Here you go Jome a prezzy from me to you, enjoy it sweetie.

-----Fuck Jome by bez

Thought we squashed the beef but fool its on now,
I'm smashin you in the face with a mighty pow,
Your unstable with your sexuality but unable to admit it,
You know you like Nelly's body you know you'd love to lick it,
With your bitch Norway ass, you dont know nothing about Bez,
I know you love the attention, come on confess,
Call me homosexual cause of a picture of Nelly,
I know you got I love Bez tattooed across your belly,
Wanna get with me but you jealous cos you can't,
So you decide to stand up and a beef you start,
If I saw you in real I'd punch your fuckin teeth in,
You'd be suckin dick on tv known as the toothless Norweigen,
You need to understand you cant judge over the net,
I'm as straight as a ruler but dude your a boy for rent,
Getting fucked in the ass but you can't come clean,
So you come on to WCC tryin to act all hard and mean,
Dissen me when you cryin like a drama queen,
So fuck Joke cos I know you like your dick with cream!!!
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2002, 09:44:37 AM »
Javi, nowhere in this thread was there a remark made that Americans don't know their history.

Please find it for me because I can't see it.
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2002, 10:40:13 AM »
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Here you go Jome a prezzy from me to you, enjoy it sweetie.

-----Fuck Jome by bez

Thought we squashed the beef but fool its on now,
I'm smashin you in the face with a mighty pow,
Your unstable with your sexuality but unable to admit it,
You know you like Nelly's body you know you'd love to lick it,
With your bitch Norway ass, you dont know nothing about Bez,
I know you love the attention, come on confess,
Call me homosexual cause of a picture of Nelly,
I know you got I love Bez tattooed across your belly,
Wanna get with me but you jealous cos you can't,
So you decide to stand up and a beef you start,
If I saw you in real I'd punch your fuckin teeth in,
You'd be suckin dick on tv known as the toothless Norweigen,
You need to understand you cant judge over the net,
I'm as straight as a ruler but dude your a boy for rent,
Getting fucked in the ass but you can't come clean,
So you come on to WCC tryin to act all hard and mean,
Dissen me when you cryin like a drama queen,
So fuck Joke cos I know you like your dick with cream!!!


LMAO, nice 1. better then i thought it would be


and Jay that's tru, it was more of a statement that we're jus more intelligent, LMAO jus kiddin, there's even (beleive it or not) (semi)stupid people in England....i know i know, i thought the same, but really...there are
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2002, 10:51:02 AM »
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Sikotic is the only one of the regular American posters who consistently recognizes sarcasm and irony.  But hey different cultures and all.


;D
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2002, 04:46:33 PM »
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The majority of Americans, have a real problem with irony.  And just so you don't claim I'm anti - Amerucan, I'll say Canadians as well.  Maybe Norwegians as well cause Jome don't have a clue, but hey, English isn't their first language so I can't say.  

Sikotic is the only one of the regular American posters who consistently recognizes sarcasm and irony.  But hey different cultures and all.

We can't help being more intelligent than you, even JFK admitted that America has the power, and Britain has the intelligence to advise how to use it wisely.




Well if that's irony or humour, then I'll get P.Diddy & Fabolous in my sig., how's that for funny shit?
Not really.
And BTW, you can't tell if it's irony with Bez, because he got nothing in the HipHop part of the forum to do, and he has defended Nelly & Ja Rule before.
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2002, 04:43:46 AM »
Read my post Jome!
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2002, 02:50:03 PM »
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Here you go Jome a prezzy from me to you, enjoy it sweetie.

-----Fuck Jome by bez

Thought we squashed the beef but fool its on now,
I'm smashin you in the face with a mighty pow,
Your unstable with your sexuality but unable to admit it,
You know you like Nelly's body you know you'd love to lick it,
With your bitch Norway ass, you dont know nothing about Bez,
I know you love the attention, come on confess,
Call me homosexual cause of a picture of Nelly,
I know you got I love Bez tattooed across your belly,
Wanna get with me but you jealous cos you can't,
So you decide to stand up and a beef you start,
If I saw you in real I'd punch your fuckin teeth in,
You'd be suckin dick on tv known as the toothless Norweigen,
You need to understand you cant judge over the net,
I'm as straight as a ruler but dude your a boy for rent,
Getting fucked in the ass but you can't come clean,
So you come on to WCC tryin to act all hard and mean,
Dissen me when you cryin like a drama queen,
So fuck Joke cos I know you like your dick with cream!!!


hahahahahahahaa, you fucking poofter....hahaha bro u are one mad faggot, ass drilled homosexual, posting shit like that. Hahahahahaha

Thought we squashed the beef but fool its on now,
I'm smashin you in the face with a mighty pow,

^hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah MIGHTY POW hahahahahahahahaha. bro you're a character.

Chill down man, how old are you?
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2002, 02:55:37 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2002, 03:09:15 PM »
FILA do us all a favour and stick to seeling shoes.

I wrote that in about 2 mins, really it took me so not long to write.  
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« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2002, 04:32:15 PM »
yo FILA is this n e better less than 5 mins.

Fuck FILA you stupid name stealer,
Tryin to act all hard like a fuckin drug dealer,
Workin for a company that sucks so it suits you,
I'm Nike til I die, I'll kill you with my voodoo,
Stepin up to me like you a big man,
Tryin to hurt me as much as you can,
I thought everyone knew I dont give a dam,
After this hit from you I aint never guna be a FILA fan,
Dont even know me but yet again you judge,
Keep your nose out my business or I'll brake it with a single punch,
You come on and talk shit about me and my rhymes,
Sellin them shit clothes they should be crimes,
So go and carry on with just stupid little job,
Oh and just to let you know Jome wants you back on his knob,
Fool!
 

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« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2002, 05:11:04 PM »
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yo FILA is this n e better less than 5 mins.

Fuck FILA you stupid name stealer,
Tryin to act all hard like a fuckin drug dealer,
Workin for a company that sucks so it suits you,
I'm Nike til I die, I'll kill you with my voodoo,
Stepin up to me like you a big man,
Tryin to hurt me as much as you can,
I thought everyone knew I dont give a dam,
After this hit from you I aint never guna be a FILA fan,
Dont even know me but yet again you judge,
Keep your nose out my business or I'll brake it with a single punch,
You come on and talk shit about me and my rhymes,
Sellin them shit clothes they should be crimes,
So go and carry on with just stupid little job,
Oh and just to let you know Jome wants you back on his knob,
Fool!


Temper Temper  ::)
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2002, 07:59:25 PM »
UK SUCKS!!!
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2002, 02:30:24 AM »
lolololol its all in the name of fun
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« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2002, 02:53:20 AM »
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UK SUCKS!!!

FUCK YOU BITCH
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Re: WTF Bez!! You juicy fruitcake!!
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2002, 04:28:19 AM »
NIK SUCKS DICK!
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« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2002, 01:04:09 PM »
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yo FILA is this n e better less than 5 mins.

Fuck FILA you stupid name stealer,
Tryin to act all hard like a fuckin drug dealer,
Workin for a company that sucks so it suits you,
I'm Nike til I die, I'll kill you with my voodoo,
Stepin up to me like you a big man,
Tryin to hurt me as much as you can,
I thought everyone knew I dont give a dam,
After this hit from you I aint never guna be a FILA fan,
Dont even know me but yet again you judge,
Keep your nose out my business or I'll brake it with a single punch,
You come on and talk shit about me and my rhymes,
Sellin them shit clothes they should be crimes,
So go and carry on with just stupid little job,
Oh and just to let you know Jome wants you back on his knob,
Fool!


Shit job?? You have no idea bro. You would have no clue what an excellent company it is to work for if it bit you on your ass. Keep flipping them burgers at McDonalds bro.

Oh yeah, and keep dropping them tight rhymes...haha...you fucking toy.
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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2002, 02:31:31 PM »
i was only jokin, it wud be cool to work for FILA.

I dont work at mcdonalds!!!!

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