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Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« on: August 02, 2002, 08:34:59 PM »
So I went to the Glendale Galleria cause I needed to buy a b-day present for my cousin and I wanted to pick up a couple albums.

After eating some bomb ass teriyaki chicken at the food court and getting my cousin a $50 gift certificate at some cheesy department store (can't remember which one, they all the same anyways) I headed over to the Wherehouse inside the Galleria to pick up two albums I wanted. I got Linkin Park's "Reanimation" and bought "Illmatic" again cause I left my old one outside and someone knocked it on the concrete and it got scratched. Now I didn't attempt to steal because I didn't have the cash, but when I am given an opportunity I make the best of it. And Lo and Behold, the power in the entire Glendale Galleria is shut off. The chick in the store was like "Now everybody drop your merchandise where it is and walk out of the store". I thought "this is my chance, just hide the shit and walk out". So I put the Linkin park CD in my back pocket and gave my lil bro the other shit cause he had all these big pockets. He's against stealing, but I told him STFU and that I would buy it later.

So I'm about to walk out the store like the woman said, and right before I walk inbetween that lil detector (the one that beeps if you take merchandise from the store) the power comes on. Just my luck huh? I walk through it at the same moment the power comes on and it starts beepin like a muthafucka. My lil bro take the shit out of his pockets and tells the woman I told him to do that. I didn't wanna get in any deep shit so I played it off and said "What are you talkin about Josh, I told you a million times to not steal stuff". Thank God the woman believed me over my 10 year old bro so I apologized for what my brother "did" eventhough it was me and I paid for everything.

So if your like me and you have bad luck and a backstabbin' snitch with ya, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING!
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2002, 08:37:48 PM »
LOL...just ur luck...LOL
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2002, 08:54:17 PM »
I wrote too much. It only happened over a span of 3 or 4 minutes. Damn
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2002, 09:01:58 PM »
Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2002, 09:03:20 PM »
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Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace



ur a dumass...lol


first of all.."Cheesecake Factory"

Second of all he went to the Glendale Galleria and we have the Sherman Oaks Galleria
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2002, 09:06:32 PM »
When did the Cheesecake Factory become a Department store? LMAO

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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2002, 09:08:26 PM »
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When did the Cheesecake Factory become a Department store? LMAO



LMAO...i didnt realize that...i thought he was just talkin about wats around it...LMFAOOOO

but ur rite..LMAO!!
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2002, 09:21:58 PM »
LMAO @ the story, and LMAO@cheescake

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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2002, 09:29:56 PM »
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So I'm about to walk out the store like the woman said, and right before I walk inbetween that lil detector the power comes on.



ROTFLMMFAO
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2002, 09:50:40 PM »
LMFAO @ sikotic
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2002, 09:59:05 PM »
U are not a good role model for your little brother  ::)
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2002, 11:20:05 PM »
HAHA class story that mate.

You are so sly using your little bro to do your dirty work, you shud be ashamed.
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2002, 07:44:48 AM »
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Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace





LMFAO...HAHAHAHAHHAH...WTF? The CheeseCAKE Factory is a resturaunt, not a department store..lololololololol
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2002, 08:13:47 AM »
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LMFAO...HAHAHAHAHHAH...WTF? The CheeseCAKE Factory is a resturaunt, not a department store..lololololololol



Oh, I dont know lol, IVe never been in it shit lol . pz
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2002, 08:14:23 AM »
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ur a dumass...lol




Im gone kick ur ass mother fucker
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2002, 09:10:42 AM »
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U are not a good role model for your little brother  ::)


Oh well
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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2002, 09:32:31 AM »
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Oh well

Maybe u dont give a fuck about learn him what's right and what's wrong.
::)
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2002, 10:28:06 AM »
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Maybe u dont give a fuck about learn him what's right and what's wrong.
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Slow your damn role man. You don't know the relationship between me and my lil bro and you don't know neither one of us. I know I'm a good role model for my brother, I'm not perfect, but I teach him right from wrong. I'm part of the reason he has turned out to be such a good boy. Your makin it out like I snort cocaine in front of him or somethin.

I'm not sayin' what I told him to do was right, cause it wasn't, but for some faggot like you to say I don't give a fuck about the person I am closest to in this life, fuck you. I care about him more than anything on this earth so don't speak on what you don't know about.
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2002, 09:48:17 PM »
^^^ Yea word Sikotic, I know exactly wat u mean, Im like that wit my sis too....In my case She's more like a role model to me and shes like 4 years younger....lolz
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2002, 10:46:00 PM »
fuck you myrealname, dont speak about someones family like that you dumbfuck, you should know that livin in italy, or oh yeah, you dont get out much huh?
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2002, 01:04:39 AM »
My bro aint no role model for me.  Hes 18, no job no plans dropped outter college sits on his ass all week long doijg fuck all, hes smokes, drinks, smokes weed, hes on the dole and generally a pain in the ass.  So thats what I have to put up with, I think Sikotic would be a great bro, you/he seems smart, he/you have got your head screwed on and at least you teach him right from wrong. Put it this way in about 2 years you and your bro will look back at that moment in the shop with the cds and laugh.  I dont think it will effect him in n e way.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2002, 05:33:29 AM »
at least it's eazy for u to do better then him and impress ur rents....my sis got 8 A*'s and 2 A's in Gcse's,then 3 A's in A-levels. so it's kinda hard for me to beat that. now she's at Nottingham uni studying Computer Graphic Designing. So thank urself lucky :p
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2002, 10:02:54 AM »
My bros the type of kid that returns shit if he accidently took it. He's a lil too honest lol

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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2002, 05:32:21 AM »
yeah stealing is fucked and no matter how good you are you will get caught eventually.  I learned the hardway twice.  Well I guess I didn't learn the first time.  The first time I was 14 and got busted by an undercover in payless for stealing cd's.  I got arrested and just had to do like 6 hours of community service, no big deal.  The second time really sucked though.  I had to drive from Ohio back to Cali one summer with a new met friend from this stupid ass job that we both quit.  Well we wanted to save money so we decided to steal gas all the way across the country.  Well we made it through 5 states but then in Oaklahoma we got busted.  We both had to spend 5 days in county and all the fines and shit added up to over $1000 dollars.  It really sucked, Oaklahoma folks really don't like cali boys.  I have never stolen since then and I hope I never do again.
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2002, 05:41:59 AM »
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You wouldn't steal outta my Petrol station mothafucca
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