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Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« on: August 02, 2002, 08:34:59 PM »
So I went to the Glendale Galleria cause I needed to buy a b-day present for my cousin and I wanted to pick up a couple albums.

After eating some bomb ass teriyaki chicken at the food court and getting my cousin a $50 gift certificate at some cheesy department store (can't remember which one, they all the same anyways) I headed over to the Wherehouse inside the Galleria to pick up two albums I wanted. I got Linkin Park's "Reanimation" and bought "Illmatic" again cause I left my old one outside and someone knocked it on the concrete and it got scratched. Now I didn't attempt to steal because I didn't have the cash, but when I am given an opportunity I make the best of it. And Lo and Behold, the power in the entire Glendale Galleria is shut off. The chick in the store was like "Now everybody drop your merchandise where it is and walk out of the store". I thought "this is my chance, just hide the shit and walk out". So I put the Linkin park CD in my back pocket and gave my lil bro the other shit cause he had all these big pockets. He's against stealing, but I told him STFU and that I would buy it later.

So I'm about to walk out the store like the woman said, and right before I walk inbetween that lil detector (the one that beeps if you take merchandise from the store) the power comes on. Just my luck huh? I walk through it at the same moment the power comes on and it starts beepin like a muthafucka. My lil bro take the shit out of his pockets and tells the woman I told him to do that. I didn't wanna get in any deep shit so I played it off and said "What are you talkin about Josh, I told you a million times to not steal stuff". Thank God the woman believed me over my 10 year old bro so I apologized for what my brother "did" eventhough it was me and I paid for everything.

So if your like me and you have bad luck and a backstabbin' snitch with ya, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING!
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2002, 08:37:48 PM »
LOL...just ur luck...LOL
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2002, 08:54:17 PM »
I wrote too much. It only happened over a span of 3 or 4 minutes. Damn
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2002, 09:01:58 PM »
Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2002, 09:03:20 PM »
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Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace



ur a dumass...lol


first of all.."Cheesecake Factory"

Second of all he went to the Glendale Galleria and we have the Sherman Oaks Galleria
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2002, 09:06:32 PM »
When did the Cheesecake Factory become a Department store? LMAO

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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2002, 09:08:26 PM »
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When did the Cheesecake Factory become a Department store? LMAO



LMAO...i didnt realize that...i thought he was just talkin about wats around it...LMFAOOOO

but ur rite..LMAO!!
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2002, 09:21:58 PM »
LMAO @ the story, and LMAO@cheescake

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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2002, 09:29:56 PM »
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So I'm about to walk out the store like the woman said, and right before I walk inbetween that lil detector the power comes on.



ROTFLMMFAO
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2002, 09:50:40 PM »
LMFAO @ sikotic
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2002, 09:59:05 PM »
U are not a good role model for your little brother  ::)
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2002, 11:20:05 PM »
HAHA class story that mate.

You are so sly using your little bro to do your dirty work, you shud be ashamed.
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2002, 07:44:48 AM »
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Yo sikotic u talkin about "The CheeseFactory" where u got the Certifcate at ? lol..ya that place is coo next time tell us when u goin . peace





LMFAO...HAHAHAHAHHAH...WTF? The CheeseCAKE Factory is a resturaunt, not a department store..lololololololol
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2002, 08:13:47 AM »
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LMFAO...HAHAHAHAHHAH...WTF? The CheeseCAKE Factory is a resturaunt, not a department store..lololololololol



Oh, I dont know lol, IVe never been in it shit lol . pz
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Re: Don't attempt stealing if you got bad luck...
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2002, 08:14:23 AM »
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ur a dumass...lol




Im gone kick ur ass mother fucker
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