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10 things..
« on: August 06, 2002, 08:56:13 PM »
10 things you'll wish you didn't know....

1. During an hours swimming at a municipalpool you will ingest 1/2 litre of
urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2002, 09:03:58 PM »
I really didn't need to know that lol
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2002, 09:07:53 PM »
damn i work at a public pool and i belive that shit about the urine....shit is nasty but fuck it i love the job though its easy money and its a kick back job and i get a tan cant beat that
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2002, 02:36:12 AM »
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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.




5 and 6 - Isn't it more likely that there would be more men as men do it far more than women?

10 - How?
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2002, 04:58:26 AM »
Looks pure fake to me.  
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2002, 07:29:21 AM »
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10 things you'll wish you didn't know....

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.



LMAO, 10-how?

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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2002, 08:12:00 AM »
That is some sick shit.
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2002, 07:13:20 PM »
for number 10, its probably because the guy ure sharing the bag with picked his ass before he stuck his hand in your bag...LMAO
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2002, 08:28:05 PM »
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for number 10, its probably because the guy ure sharing the bag with picked his ass before he stuck his hand in your bag...LMAO



LMAO
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2002, 08:44:16 PM »
Ah good, Im still clean ;p I wash my hands everytime and I dont swim in municipal pools and fuck sharing chips or shit like dat
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2002, 01:23:39 AM »
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I really didn't need to know that lol


Hope it's fake or at least exaggerated. Statistics like those are often not too correct
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Re: 10 things..
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2002, 01:29:20 AM »
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3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Now how the fuck does pubic hair get into fast food ?

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4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

That's one that doesn't sound unlikely to me, but it depends on where u live

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9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

This really depends on where u live, in crowded places yeah but in sum small dump with 200 inhabitants I don't think so

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10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Wtf ??
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