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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #150 on: June 09, 2008, 01:16:26 AM »
You best check out all the other classic threads too, 7even's left the forums hasn't he?  :laugh:
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« Reply #151 on: June 09, 2008, 09:27:53 AM »
hahahahahahaha i cant believe this nigga watches porn with his dad and then they jack each other off  :laugh:
 

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« Reply #152 on: June 09, 2008, 09:45:22 AM »
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.

another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.
 

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« Reply #153 on: June 09, 2008, 11:02:03 AM »
You best check out all the other classic threads too, 7even's left the forums hasn't he?  :laugh:


Naah, he still posts here daily.

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« Reply #154 on: June 09, 2008, 12:39:02 PM »
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.

another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.

So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh?  :laugh:
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« Reply #155 on: June 09, 2008, 04:03:12 PM »
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.

another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.

So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh?  :laugh:

lol well if u caught ur OLDER brother at it... you wouldn't find it funny?
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #156 on: June 09, 2008, 04:07:52 PM »
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.

another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.

So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh?  :laugh:

lol well if u caught ur OLDER brother at it... you wouldn't find it funny?

Sorry but i really wish Jamal was here. Your situation sounds too similar to 7even of him and his dad jacking off together  :laugh:
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« Reply #157 on: June 09, 2008, 06:04:31 PM »
LMFAO thiz iz tha funniest shit evr
az 4 me nver been caught
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2008, 06:35:43 PM »
I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants

thats weak, i can masturbate without touching my dick
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« Reply #159 on: June 09, 2008, 08:26:45 PM »
^Ya'll must have some small ass dicks, then.
 

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« Reply #160 on: June 09, 2008, 08:49:42 PM »
^Ya'll must have some small ass dicks, then.

seriously,

and what, you all just cum in your pants and get on with the day?
 

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« Reply #161 on: June 10, 2008, 03:59:31 AM »
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.

another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.

So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh?  :laugh:

lol well if u caught ur OLDER brother at it... you wouldn't find it funny?

Sorry but i really wish Jamal was here. Your situation sounds too similar to 7even of him and his dad jacking off together  :laugh:

never said i jacked off with anyone... just caught someone doing it... funny shit....
 

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« Reply #162 on: September 17, 2009, 10:01:14 PM »
aaaaaaha ha ha ha!!
 

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« Reply #163 on: September 18, 2009, 01:19:41 AM »
somebody sticky it plz.
 

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« Reply #164 on: September 18, 2009, 12:16:10 PM »
OMG I knew yall were upto something but damn rotflmao
 

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« Reply #165 on: September 18, 2009, 12:20:35 PM »
I've caught my dad watching porn, not masturbating thank god.

When I was like 8 and I knew the pasword to his server on the computer I saw that he had billions of sexpages in his history.
In the couple of years after that I've caught him a couple of times, and then the first week we got digital telivision I caught him like 3 times watching those porn channels.

He never cuaght me watching porn 8)
 

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« Reply #166 on: September 18, 2009, 12:26:51 PM »
thats cuz u need a magnify glass to see your penis dear lol
 

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« Reply #167 on: September 18, 2009, 12:27:51 PM »
thats cuz u need a magnify glass to see your penis dear lol
no your vagina is just bigger then the licoln tunnel