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« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2005, 05:11:28 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
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« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2005, 06:17:17 PM »
LMAO @ watching your dad jack off
 

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« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2005, 06:19:47 PM »


Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

LMAO @ watching your dad jack off

Keep your short time memory in check. Like, try to memorize numbers or something. You can train that stuff actually. Give it a shot.
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« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2005, 06:20:51 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.
 

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« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2005, 06:23:59 PM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:

only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit

where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag

sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing  :puke:

you watch porn with your friends, that's gross enough already

and almost everybody who watches porn masturbates, i highly doubt you and your friends are exceptions

not even when you watch it together

or if it's true what you say that you don't masturbate, i don't even wanna think abuot what you and your friends do with eachother then

mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends


quit talking shit ur the only fag here
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2005, 06:24:40 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.

Of course. But Im not too insecure to not being able to provide people with such information. Everybody has had his/her embarassing moments. Have you never been blocked HARD, for instance? Or got a 3pointer shot right into your fucking face? Things like that. Walking into my dad's room while porn is on and he's asleep is not the worst thing imagineable, I just switch the channel to sports and watch Dirk and the Mavs scoring the shit out of the opposing team :).
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« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2005, 06:37:32 PM »
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends

but you jacked off to your friends
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2005, 06:43:28 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
well watching an NBA game at 3am is kinda suspect in its self
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2005, 06:51:06 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.

Of course. But Im not too insecure to not being able to provide people with such information. Everybody has had his/her embarassing moments. Have you never been blocked HARD, for instance? Or got a 3pointer shot right into your fucking face? Things like that. Walking into my dad's room while porn is on and he's asleep is not the worst thing imagineable, I just switch the channel to sports and watch Dirk and the Mavs scoring the shit out of the opposing team :).

You mean loosing against the Lakers? Yeah, lol. Anyway you made it looks like it wasnt embarassing, in your first post. "Works".
 

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« Reply #59 on: March 07, 2005, 06:55:18 PM »
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends

but you jacked off to your friends

think what u want i really dont care, what a queer on a message board thinks about me, its clear to me that ur gay now, thinking about me and my friends jacking off, im not even gonna have anything to do with u anymore, ur officially gay, and i dont talk to gay people
 

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« Reply #60 on: March 07, 2005, 06:59:13 PM »
I still can't believe he watches his dad jack off....
 

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« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2005, 07:05:34 PM »
I still can't believe he watches his dad jack off....

ROFL!
 

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« Reply #62 on: March 07, 2005, 07:11:00 PM »
I still can't believe he watches his dad jack off....
I was going to do a photoshop, but I think I'll just let him keep talking. When he types, it's 10 times worse than anything I could come up with.
 

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« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2005, 08:03:47 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
what about when he catches u like this...

 

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« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2005, 08:27:07 PM »
lol 7even. hes comparing being hit in the face with a ball to seein his dad choke the chicken. bro there is sum shit that you dont need to share and that is one of them.
 

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« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2005, 09:33:02 PM »
LMAO @ what this thread turned into....  long-haired German boys watching their fathers jack off... LOLLLL
 

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« Reply #66 on: March 07, 2005, 09:36:11 PM »
LMAO
 

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« Reply #67 on: March 07, 2005, 11:19:12 PM »
Jesus Christ this is a disturbing thread lol
 

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« Reply #68 on: March 07, 2005, 11:39:14 PM »
7even has made several attempts to play this off and still bings up that he and his dad have family night watchin pornos and jack off. trip out a.g to  motherfucker denies that he jacked off "with" friends wierd :'(
 

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« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2005, 05:58:11 AM »
Lol.. you people just don't want to understand. I love my impact. Type one line, have a thread about it, 10-15 responses and maybe a few pics. I love how I can get to other people. I rule.
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« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2005, 07:17:29 AM »
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
 

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« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2005, 08:52:41 AM »
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.

Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
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« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2005, 08:55:28 AM »
I love myself.

u made that pretty clear in ur earlier posts ;D



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« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2005, 08:58:41 AM »
ya'll made me mastrubate now, and try my luck :'(
 

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« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2005, 09:26:50 AM »
i think my dad walked in on me 1s, but i was really drunk and dont rember