Author Topic: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.  (Read 6885 times)

Dogg_Pound_Gangsta

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2005, 10:36:24 PM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2005, 10:37:33 PM »
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.

Thank god it was tasteful  :-*

u prolly got ur ass beat huh?

My dad wouldn't care anyways and I was 20  :nahnah:
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2005, 11:01:37 PM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away


wtf? u pussy u blaimed that shit on ur sister? thats sum real pussy shit if u ask me i never blaimed my sister for sumthing she didnt do

you shoulda just told ur mom "yeah i watch porn so what im a fuckin guy" not blame that shit on ur sister
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2005, 11:15:55 PM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away


wtf? u pussy u blaimed that shit on ur sister? thats sum real pussy shit if u ask me i never blaimed my sister for sumthing she didnt do

you shoulda just told ur mom "yeah i watch porn so what im a fuckin guy" not blame that shit on ur sister

I disagree, blame it on your sisters man it saves you the trouble lol.
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2005, 11:19:02 PM »
naw dude maybe a brother but not sister a brother is suppose to protect his sisters n shit idk thats the way i was brought up

 

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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2005, 11:58:00 PM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol
 

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2005, 12:39:10 AM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol
lmao. THen what happened?
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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2005, 12:46:50 AM »
damn rights sik!  they were always blamin shit on me so i would get my ass beat.  and my sisters know i got their back, anytime!
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2005, 01:09:11 AM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:
 

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2005, 01:11:33 AM »
Anyway, I think I was caught once by one of my brothers. I was watching porn on the computer and suddenly my brother opened the door. The computer was slow as fuck, so I couldn't get something else on the screen right away and I had to cover my dick too. My brother asked real quick "can I go on the computer in an hour" and went away. He never said a word about it to me later on. lol
 

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« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2005, 06:51:01 AM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol

lmao, the exact same shit happened to me...only it was my cousin.....i pretended like i had cramps in my leg and i couldnt get up.....best acting i ever did lmao



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« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2005, 08:46:53 AM »
^lmao!
 

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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2005, 09:27:24 AM »
i was on my uncle's computer looking on some website that has a bunch ads for porno sites like college humor or consumptionjuction... he came up and i quickly closed out because it looked wierd.... but i guess he saw enough

he came up to the computer... opened the browser and went to history... i thought he was gonna look at what i was just looking at...instead he clicked on playboy.com and said "the password is in the top drawer of my desk"...and then he walked out
 

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« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2005, 09:46:27 AM »
nope, never

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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2005, 10:01:53 AM »
^^^ lol
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