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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2005, 03:00:43 PM »
that shit is funny looks like i hang out with my wang out for real.
but i almost got caught once by my brother i was in my roonm looking at pictures of jenna jameson and i got a hard on and then he wlaked in i tried to close the fucking window but it wouldn't so i just told him "look at these sweet ass pictures that i found of jenna and then he just laffed and shit then i finally closed the window and left the room.
but funny shit that i hang out ... wanks it with his friends i couldn't do that shit. and i doubt that every guy and girl masterbate. shit i got a girl so why would i.
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2005, 03:13:48 PM »
lmao my parents never caught me watchin porn! i made it!
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« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2005, 03:43:42 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

thats fuckin gross homie
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« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2005, 03:49:38 PM »
Ive never been caught...Everyone has found my Porno Stash cuz my little brother always has a habit of pointing it out to everyone, but no one has caught me beating meat...
 

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« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2005, 04:00:09 PM »
lol... never been caught...

but wtf? davida dogg.. u cried? why would u cry lol

Yeah, I know its pretty pathetic, but it sure as hell worked with convincing my mom.

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« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2005, 04:11:28 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
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« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2005, 05:17:17 PM »
LMAO @ watching your dad jack off
 

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« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2005, 05:19:47 PM »


Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

LMAO @ watching your dad jack off

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« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2005, 05:20:51 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.
 

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« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2005, 05:23:59 PM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:

only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit

where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag

sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing  :puke:

you watch porn with your friends, that's gross enough already

and almost everybody who watches porn masturbates, i highly doubt you and your friends are exceptions

not even when you watch it together

or if it's true what you say that you don't masturbate, i don't even wanna think abuot what you and your friends do with eachother then

mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends


quit talking shit ur the only fag here
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2005, 05:24:40 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.

Of course. But Im not too insecure to not being able to provide people with such information. Everybody has had his/her embarassing moments. Have you never been blocked HARD, for instance? Or got a 3pointer shot right into your fucking face? Things like that. Walking into my dad's room while porn is on and he's asleep is not the worst thing imagineable, I just switch the channel to sports and watch Dirk and the Mavs scoring the shit out of the opposing team :).
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« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2005, 05:37:32 PM »
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends

but you jacked off to your friends
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2005, 05:43:28 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
well watching an NBA game at 3am is kinda suspect in its self
 

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« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2005, 05:51:06 PM »
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.

Man that's still embarassing, lol.

Of course. But Im not too insecure to not being able to provide people with such information. Everybody has had his/her embarassing moments. Have you never been blocked HARD, for instance? Or got a 3pointer shot right into your fucking face? Things like that. Walking into my dad's room while porn is on and he's asleep is not the worst thing imagineable, I just switch the channel to sports and watch Dirk and the Mavs scoring the shit out of the opposing team :).

You mean loosing against the Lakers? Yeah, lol. Anyway you made it looks like it wasnt embarassing, in your first post. "Works".
 

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« Reply #59 on: March 07, 2005, 05:55:18 PM »
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with  my friends

but you jacked off to your friends

think what u want i really dont care, what a queer on a message board thinks about me, its clear to me that ur gay now, thinking about me and my friends jacking off, im not even gonna have anything to do with u anymore, ur officially gay, and i dont talk to gay people