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BigBDrugStores

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2005, 05:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Machiavelli on March 10, 2005, 04:57:07 PM
Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if  my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.
your brother watches you?
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2005, 05:05:33 PM »
Quote from: BigBDrugStores on March 10, 2005, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Machiavelli on March 10, 2005, 04:57:07 PM
Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if  my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.
your brother watches you?

stop trying to be funny...When did I mention he watches me?
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« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2005, 05:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Machiavelli on March 10, 2005, 05:05:33 PM
Quote from: BigBDrugStores on March 10, 2005, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Machiavelli on March 10, 2005, 04:57:07 PM
Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if  my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.
your brother watches you?

stop trying to be funny...When did I mention he watches me?
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Captain Save A HO

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2005, 08:00:26 PM »
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA BIG AG HAS CIRCLE JERKS WITH HIS FRIENDS WHILE HIS SISTER WATCHES AND SE7EN AN HIS DAD WATCH EACH OTHER JERK OFF LMFAO.... PRICELESS.... AND JAMAL I USUALLY DONT LIKE YOU STEEZE, BUT YOU BEEN PRICELESS IN THIS THREAD WITH THE SHIT YOUR COMING UP WITH .
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« Reply #94 on: March 10, 2005, 08:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Captain Save A HO on March 10, 2005, 08:00:26 PM
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA BIG AG HAS CIRCLE JERKS WITH HIS FRIENDS WHILE HIS SISTER WATCHES AND SE7EN AN HIS DAD WATCH EACH OTHER JERK OFF LMFAO.... PRICELESS.... AND JAMAL I USUALLY DONT LIKE YOU STEEZE, BUT YOU BEEN PRICELESS IN THIS THREAD WITH THE SHIT YOUR COMING UP WITH .

LMAO u really have nothing better to do then to spread rumors huh Tom?
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2005, 02:45:09 AM »
Nope
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2005, 10:50:44 AM »
Quote from: I Hang Out With My Wang Out on March 06, 2005, 10:24:00 PM
lmao one time we were in ISS its called In School Suspension its where ur in school but in one class room and u gotta stay there the whole day and u dont get to go to ur regular classes

anyways i was in there with my friend Ben and he had a hardcore porn magazine not no playboy it was worse and he put all these pictures on the teachers desk before lunch and after lunch we came back and the teacher saw it and he used 2 penciles to put the papers in the trash and he said he would give 3 bucks to the person who told him who did it and this dumb bitch ratted him out so he got suspended

it was the funniest shit ever...

did she get the 3 bucks?
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2005, 11:00:20 AM »
I never been caught, but my parents won't mind, though it would still be embarresing
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2005, 11:51:16 AM »
Quote from: Gangstauu on March 11, 2005, 11:00:20 AM
I never been caught, but my parents won't mind, though it would still be embarresing

oh, the irony
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« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2005, 12:06:51 PM »
Quote from: Gangstauu on March 11, 2005, 10:50:44 AM
Quote from: I Hang Out With My Wang Out on March 06, 2005, 10:24:00 PM
lmao one time we were in ISS its called In School Suspension its where ur in school but in one class room and u gotta stay there the whole day and u dont get to go to ur regular classes

anyways i was in there with my friend Ben and he had a hardcore porn magazine not no playboy it was worse and he put all these pictures on the teachers desk before lunch and after lunch we came back and the teacher saw it and he used 2 penciles to put the papers in the trash and he said he would give 3 bucks to the person who told him who did it and this dumb bitch ratted him out so he got suspended

it was the funniest shit ever...
kl; jlk
did she get the 3 bucks?
yeah
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #100 on: April 02, 2005, 09:08:07 PM »
you people are worse than gypsies. u watch ur father play with his khram. u help him with the liquid explosion for the sexy time.
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2005, 11:12:12 AM »
...dies...


I have 56k,the only porn I got is snoops doggystyle on a cd,and shit I dont jerk off that much,in fact I kinda stoped,bt you are some crazy muthaphukkas!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2005, 11:56:50 AM »
why did you assholes bring this thread back.
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« Reply #103 on: April 03, 2005, 04:18:33 PM »
LMAO at this thread.....and at 7 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #104 on: July 31, 2005, 01:36:25 AM »
Quote from: david "Dirt Dog" a.b. on March 06, 2005, 07:30:24 PM
I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot),

do you blow down your leg or some shit ? LOL
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