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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #105 on: July 31, 2005, 02:03:06 AM »
you people are worse than gypsies. u watch ur father play with his khram. u help him with the liquid explosion for the sexy time.

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« Reply #106 on: July 31, 2005, 09:52:14 AM »
wow some ppl here are fucking weird
 

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« Reply #107 on: July 31, 2005, 10:17:15 AM »
lmao me and another homie used another homies comp a few months back and wanted to download some songs for him, so we looked at his vid files and saw all these porn files lmao ! so i start putting them on on full volume  :D my friend starts to scream OMG TURN THAT OFF MY PARENTS MIGHT WAKE UP lmao. and last week i checked his limewire and I saw he was downloading rape video's hahaa

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« Reply #108 on: July 31, 2005, 10:29:50 AM »
lol ^^^ i had the same thing.  we were at my friends house, and we are lookin through his shit, this about 3-4 years ago, and im in kazaa lookin on his computer and there is just like 20 videos of girls getting their faces pissed on.  im like this is fucking sick shit.  so when he comes down, we are like yo let me put on this song. and i put on the pissing on the face shit, and im like now what the fuck is this.  he tried to say it was his dad and that it was some sick shit.  bs, that shit was his.

 

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« Reply #109 on: July 31, 2005, 10:40:21 AM »
fuck yeah i got caught once, my dad was like, "having fun?" and walked out the room. now he likes to make smart ass comments about my internet porno habit. I think it was something i got from here too damn you dubcc!
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #110 on: July 31, 2005, 11:11:44 AM »
^ THATS fucking funny
 

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« Reply #111 on: August 02, 2005, 09:08:32 AM »
lol I never been caught watchin porn but I caught my friend's father watchin a porn movie he downloaded on Emule.
He has got a BIG collection of porn on his hard disk  ;D
 

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« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2005, 03:33:31 PM »
why would anybodys dad care? 

when I was like 13 my mom saw a video on the screen, I wasnt jerkin it though

she told my dad and that fool said "so what"

it's probably a relief to any cool dad that their son is watching porn, it proves he aint no fruit loop
 

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« Reply #113 on: August 02, 2005, 03:38:09 PM »
why would anybodys dad care? 

when I was like 13 my mom saw a video on the screen, I wasnt jerkin it though

she told my dad and that fool said "so what"

it's probably a relief to any cool dad that their son is watching porn, it proves he aint no fruit loop

I agree.. I mean seriously.. what's the big deal about it? I mean, sex is something cool people do, right? Watching porn is like sex for young teenagers.. so what's uncool about it? In the I like big butts section the coolest people download videos.. seriously.. what the fuck is the big deal? I just don't understand.. period.
I don't get how people have fear for their parents to know.. it's like your parents have fear you to know that they have sex. But guess what, unless you're adopted, you're parents had sex. It is normal. Just like watching porn. Get over it. Fuckin ridiculous.
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« Reply #114 on: August 02, 2005, 03:44:42 PM »
^ yeah

   I just don't get why someones dad would kick their ass for watchin some naked bitchez  ???
   
   geez, is your dad trying to turn you gay or something?  "DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY SON!!" 

   haha it doesn't make sense  :laugh:
   
   your dad should take a breath of relief if he knew you watched porn, I would if I had a son, I'd be like "thank god"
 

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« Reply #115 on: August 02, 2005, 07:55:05 PM »
I agree.. I mean seriously.. what's the big deal about it? I mean, sex is something cool people do, right? Watching porn is like sex for young teenagers.. so what's uncool about it? In the I like big butts section the coolest people download videos.. seriously.. what the fuck is the big deal? I just don't understand.. period.
I don't get how people have fear for their parents to know.. it's like your parents have fear you to know that they have sex. But guess what, unless you're adopted, you're parents had sex. It is normal. Just like watching porn. Get over it. Fuckin ridiculous.

LOOLLLL actually you don't have to be cool to have sex or watch porn... I don't know what the criteria for being cool are in Germany, but pretty much anyone does it...
 

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« Reply #116 on: December 18, 2006, 10:56:59 PM »
i cant beileve i didnt get to this g-spot classic shit earlier.  this shit is fucken comedy central!   :laugh:


Pick up 2 gats like Riley with a full 16 clip, on some sick shit like Lynch, while rippin a bitch's clit with beyonce's mouth on the tip of my dick.

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« Reply #117 on: December 19, 2006, 12:51:01 AM »
Yea man... thanks for bringing this shit back to life.
 

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« Reply #118 on: December 19, 2006, 02:29:33 AM »
I don't feel like reading through all this shit, but is this the thread where 7even was telling us how him and his dad jack off to porn together?
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

LOL @ this fudgepacker
 

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« Reply #119 on: December 19, 2006, 02:33:54 AM »
I don't feel like reading through all this shit, but is this the thread where 7even was telling us how him and his dad jack off to porn together?

LMFAOOOOOoooo