Author Topic: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt  (Read 2446 times)

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2006, 12:53:05 AM »
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Heres what I think of Tech:
 
 
He's an Afgan kid with a huge beard and a Taliban hat...He wears Afgan-Flag earings...He hates anyone who is Israeli, and he tries turing other people against Israel by making outrageous (and Bias) claims...He walks around at school all alone...He sports the Taliban hat and the Bin Laden beard, but yet, he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him...When he has his first child, he will strap bombs around the kid, and point guns at him while taking pictures and sending it to the Israeli Government...
 
 
 
Well there's what i think of Tech...PeACE




^^Looks like this got to somone^^
That was fuckin hilarious ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2006, 01:21:19 AM »
This better be in the classics thread.
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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2006, 09:33:02 AM »
omg         ahhahahha elior? lol
don't quote mre boy I ain't said shit "yet"
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2006, 12:42:14 PM »
omg         ahhahahha elior? lol


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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2006, 01:24:50 PM »
HAHAHA.  classic thread :D
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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2006, 02:06:30 PM »
lol
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2009, 09:02:28 AM »
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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2009, 10:40:26 AM »
2009 edition....coming soon to a JCC near you
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2009, 11:01:29 AM »
Meh I liked my day in the life of nik better.
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2009, 11:44:45 AM »

 he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him
 
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #55 on: May 04, 2009, 06:42:12 PM »
Day in the life of NIK 09 version

*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*

Elior:  I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off.  Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself.  But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.

Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?

*floyd passes blunt to roccy*

Elior:  It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*

Roccy:  Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss

*knocking on bed room door*

Elior's mom:  Honey whats the matter is everything alright.

Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.

Mom:  Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.

Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*

Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet

Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*

*Floyd wobbles towards closet*

Floyd:  I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT

Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.

Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food

*mom kicks the door in*

Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....

Elior:  MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT

*mom smacks NIK*

Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight.  And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke.  Ov Vay if your father sees you

Elior: I'm sorry mommy.  I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.

Mom: Damn it shit stick

Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

*mom smacks nik again*

Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients

*puts arm around floyd*

Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this.  But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.


« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 06:44:28 PM by The DUBCC fears Crazy Ron Artest, »
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2009, 06:47:45 PM »
Day in the life of NIK 09 version

*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*

Elior:  I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off.  Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself.  But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.

Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?

*floyd passes blunt to roccy*

Elior:  It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*

Roccy:  Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss

*knocking on bed room door*

Elior's mom:  Honey whats the matter is everything alright.

Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.

Mom:  Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.

Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*

Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet

Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*

*Floyd wobbles towards closet*

Floyd:  I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT

Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.

Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food

*mom kicks the door in*

Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....

Elior:  MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT

*mom smacks NIK*

Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight.  And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke.  Ov Vay if your father sees you

Elior: I'm sorry mommy.  I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.

Mom: Damn it shit stick

Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

*mom smacks nik again*

Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients

*puts arm around floyd*

Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this.  But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.





ROFLMAO BWAHAHAHAHAHA that was classic!!!
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2009, 07:57:32 PM »
lol. good find
 

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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2009, 07:59:21 PM »
LMAO @ swearing on Barbara Streisand.
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Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Skitt
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2021, 10:31:32 PM »
These haters are lame
 
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