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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2005, 09:10:15 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.



i aint gonna turn this into a hate war but why would you want to numb your dick? if im fuckin a girl i want to feel something not just stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey for fun.

You Get Feeling, I dunno, I felt it all the way through, and enjoyed it, i just didnt cum at the end, i felt like i could go for hours, it was like the "IM ALMOST DONE" feeling for the entire time, then my legs gave out....dunno, only used them once
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2005, 09:56:07 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.



i aint gonna turn this into a hate war but why would you want to numb your dick? if im fuckin a girl i want to feel something not just stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey for fun.

You Get Feeling, I dunno, I felt it all the way through, and enjoyed it, i just didnt cum at the end, i felt like i could go for hours, it was like the "IM ALMOST DONE" feeling for the entire time, then my legs gave out....dunno, only used them once


almost is not as good as FINISHING

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2005, 10:01:08 PM »
To Each his own....I felt good, i was just leaving an opinion on a type of condom.
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2005, 11:55:04 PM »
i remember my friend tellin me he likes to rub coke all over his dick before he fucks..wtf :-\ :-\ :-\

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2005, 11:57:49 PM »
i remember my friend tellin me he likes to rub coke all over his dick before he fucks..wtf :-\ :-\ :-\
Coke? Coca Cola??
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2005, 12:20:25 AM »
heres wut u do.. bend her over so u cant see her face and just look at her body and imagine halle berry or sumthin, God knows iv done that lol
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2005, 12:42:08 AM »
I always liked head myself. Sex is great, and nothing is as good as a raw pussy, but I ain't trying to have kids, so I take head to finish me off.

Other things I do, well I like her to ride me, the best is when I finally get into it and take control of her, women love that too, well most. When she rides you, take her hips, and basically it's like jacking off inside a pussy, it's great. But missionary is boring.  :sleep:
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2005, 12:44:54 AM »
I always liked head myself. Sex is great, and nothing is as good as a raw pussy, but I ain't trying to have kids, so I take head to finish me off.

Other things I do, well I like her to ride me, the best is when I finally get into it and take control of her, women love that too, well most. When she rides you, take her hips, and basically it's like jacking off inside a pussy, it's great. But missionary is boring. :sleep:
I think the same way...lol
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2005, 01:03:54 AM »
^^ yall are fags...
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2005, 01:04:17 AM »
heres wut u do.. bend her over so u cant see her face and just look at her body and imagine halle berry or sumthin, God knows iv done that lol

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2005, 01:10:13 AM »
^^ yall are fags...

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2005, 02:39:59 AM »
LMAO

talk to your girlfriend about it, not an internet forum
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« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2005, 02:43:04 AM »
ur too late homie.....u should of told him that 36 posts earlier ;)
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2005, 03:37:51 AM »
what a shame....
Remember that sometimes heads nod to hip hop simply because it's good music.

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2005, 08:21:13 AM »
If youre looking for some excitement, go for the Donkey Punch or the Old Hidden Houdini....
 

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« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2005, 08:34:35 AM »
^ lol... dirty sanchez!

thought the same thing last night but didn't post..


why not try being more adventurous with ya girly? .. whatever it takes to get ya going...
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2005, 09:24:27 AM »
man fuck some other broads if they turn you on fair enough keep fuckin them fuck your girl too if you get it going with a new chick go with her and dump the other bitch

by the way those jonnies fuckin hurt tried them once good for her not good for the dick though :nawty:


lol and coke does he mean coke as in the drug or coca cola ???

there is hope


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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2005, 11:02:43 AM »
cocaine..... and whoever said tell ur friends not a forum.. lol, only reason is cuz i dont want word getting out.. if she finds out she'll dump me AND hate me, which i dont want and lol @ that jacking off in a pussy quote haha lol

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« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2005, 11:37:16 AM »
if you really like the girl, then try to find a way to make your sex life with her more interesting.  maybe you like women in nice lingerie?  if so, take her to victoria's secret and pick out a couple of sexy outfits together.  a lot of people get bored after being with the same person so long.  find new ways to keep things interesting.

if you don't care that much about her, or have no interest in keeping the relationship going, end it...
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2005, 12:38:55 PM »
lol @ that jacking off in a pussy quote haha lol

it's true, grap her hips and take control. Close eyes if need be and imagion someone else.

And on the real, will she give head. 'Cause a girl that can give great head is very important in keeping the sex life going.
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2005, 12:58:43 PM »
raoof killah put a picture up of ur girl so we can get fix ur problem. but shit maybe u think of her grandma or u grandma
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2005, 02:09:31 PM »
Have Mauzip give her a make-over and teach her how to suck dick...The next time you fuck her, it'll be like fucking a whole new girl with some professional dicksucking lessons under her bealt...
 

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« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2005, 02:10:34 PM »
Have Mauzip give her a make-over and teach her how to suck dick...The next time you fuck her, it'll be like fucking a whole new girl with some professional dicksucking lessons under her bealt...
LMAO hed be Andy Dick from Old School...
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #48 on: March 17, 2005, 04:03:48 PM »
ok, this might sound weird but my i cant cum to my girlfriend. Ok, I've been with her for 4 years on and off but i mean she just doesnt turn me on.. like if im fucking her im not really enjoying it... i cant even come to her, and its not that i CANT cum, she just doesnt get me excited anymore... like last night she wanted to fuck.. usually IM the one wanting to fuck so right there thats bad.. so i did.. but i wasnt even thinking of her when i was fuckin... and i didnt come... she doesnt do the trick anymore. obviously i love her.. i still like to chill and get drunk wit her and shit... but the sex part.. nah.. Now my question is, what should i do?? should i tell her she doesnt cut it and have her be pissed and possibly break up, should i cheat on her, or should i break up with her but remain friends cuz like i said, shes cool to smoke wit and shit.. i dunno though im just askin what would u guys do??

this would be a tricky one for the fact either way you go it's going to be difficult, why dont you set something up to where you both wanna get freaky, maybe its routine now, 4 years, shit gets old, so spice it up cant put all the blame on her ... you know what you like .. i'm assuming if you last longer than a year, you should know her "inside and out" so go back to what worked for you the first times you guys got down ...
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« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2005, 07:27:25 PM »
i dunno, i think i might give up on her... before, id notice things that ATTRACTED me to her, now im noticing more and more things that are not attracting... not her looks... how shes acts and shit... like she hangs out with these really faggot guys all the time and she tells me "im not gonna hang out with those fags anymore" then she'll call me drunk and she's with them.. ok and these kids WORSHIP THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON....like fuck she doesnt have a job which i cant stand, i work full time and the least she can do is get a fucing part time job... christ she still has to ask her grandfather for money and shes 19 in less than a month.. and she hangs out with thse fags cuz they worship her and give her booze and weed and shit. now shes wanting to start smoking which i am SO againts cuz ive smoked for like 5 years and i wish i didnt start... when im with her (when shes drunk) she asks me for smokes and i say NO, BCUZ I DONT WANT HER TO START, which i tell her, but she starts calling me a prick and shit... and those fags, they give her smokes and anything wants.. fuck if she wants to be worshiped by like 5 guys then she can go ahead... lol, she accuses me of cheating on her, i cheated on her ONCE like 2+ years ago (i was reaLLY DRUNK and i felt super bad the next day, plus i had just goten in a fight with her earlier that night). So she chills with like 5 guys, if i chilled with just 5 girls and no guys she would FREAK and break up with me in a second.. on my birthday these girls had a party for me, but like 2 hours before i was gonna leave she flipped and made me feel bad so i didnt go... the next day those girls were like WTF we had a party and u didnt even show... i just dont know if i wanna do this anymore, its rediculous, as we speak shes out "St.Patrick Day drinking" lol, WTF, most people aint gonna go out and get pissed (cuz she doesnt "socially" drink, she gets wasted) on a thursday night... most poeple gotta work in the moring...

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