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girlfriend problem...advice needed
« on: March 14, 2005, 03:30:35 PM »
ok, this might sound weird but my i cant cum to my girlfriend. Ok, I've been with her for 4 years on and off but i mean she just doesnt turn me on.. like if im fucking her im not really enjoying it... i cant even come to her, and its not that i CANT cum, she just doesnt get me excited anymore... like last night she wanted to fuck.. usually IM the one wanting to fuck so right there thats bad.. so i did.. but i wasnt even thinking of her when i was fuckin... and i didnt come... she doesnt do the trick anymore. obviously i love her.. i still like to chill and get drunk wit her and shit... but the sex part.. nah.. Now my question is, what should i do?? should i tell her she doesnt cut it and have her be pissed and possibly break up, should i cheat on her, or should i break up with her but remain friends cuz like i said, shes cool to smoke wit and shit.. i dunno though im just askin what would u guys do??

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2005, 03:40:15 PM »
get rid of her cos before u know it u'll be married and 40, and u don't want to be there witha women u can't get excited with

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2005, 03:47:32 PM »
^^what he said
 

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2005, 03:51:29 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.

 

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2005, 03:52:32 PM »
buy her implants  :D


seriously... u thinkin about it too much probably makes it worse...
she must realise something is up with that?
 

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2005, 03:59:44 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.



so ur a quick one ??? ??? ???
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2005, 04:04:49 PM »
buy her implants  :D


seriously... u thinkin about it too much probably makes it worse...
she must realise something is up with that?


nah shes got nice tits...

and yeah the other day she asked me if i thought she was attractive

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2005, 04:08:19 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.



so ur a quick one ??? ??? ???

No......im just saying, if you like to extend your pleasure and go untill you cant handle anymore (kinda like how girls can go with having orgasm after orgasm)...then those are good condoms to get...

Why did you ask such a gay question? AM I A QUICK ONE? lmao...whats it to you, wanna date me? LMAO...jk
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2005, 04:12:01 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.





so ur a quick one ??? ??? ???

No......im just saying, if you like to extend your pleasure and go untill you cant handle anymore (kinda like how girls can go with having orgasm after orgasm)...then those are good condoms to get...

Why did you ask such a gay question? AM I A QUICK ONE? lmao...whats it to you, wanna date me? LMAO...jk

hahaha...just fuckin with u homie......that shit was funny to me
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2005, 04:38:46 PM »
Think of Mauzip when fucking...
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2005, 05:50:38 PM »
^^ works for me

i cum everytime when im thinking of mauzip
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2005, 06:24:45 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2005, 06:34:03 PM »
Test yourself with other chicks  :D or become swingers  :banana_dsf:
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2005, 07:25:08 PM »
maybe you're turning gay? get yourself an ass vibrator and try it out, if it doesnt work tell your girl its for her. either way its win-win
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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2005, 07:34:46 PM »
Put some gay porn on mute in the room when your bangin her  ;D
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2005, 07:40:42 PM »
Ciara > Brooke Valentine  :D

Brooke doesn't look that good in other pics.
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2005, 07:44:20 PM »
Ciara is a hermaphrodite. If that's your thing, then I guess she's better.
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2005, 07:46:37 PM »
Ciara is a hermaphrodite. If that's your thing, then I guess she's better.

lol yeah and Michael Jackson is innocent  ;D

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ciara.asp
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2005, 07:52:37 PM »
Okay, well, she doesn't have titties so there  :D
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2005, 08:17:13 PM »
This is going nowhere. They're both hot broads. Let's leave it at that

but Brooke is still way hotter.
 

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2005, 08:19:21 PM »
^^True....But if you wanted to fake it, you could have just fingered her or ate her out

On Another Note....I Bought Theses Condoms, "EXTENDED PLEASURE" Trojans....MAN, THOSE SUCKERS WONT LET YOU CUM.....THEY NUMB UP YOUR WIENER!.....i felt like a porn star, fuck my girl so hard and i felt like i could go on forever, but my legs cramped up....if you are a quick one, i would reccomend buying theses condoms, they do really extend the pleasure.



i aint gonna turn this into a hate war but why would you want to numb your dick? if im fuckin a girl i want to feel something not just stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey for fun.
 

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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2005, 08:26:43 PM »
This is going nowhere. They're both hot broads. Let's leave it at that

but Brooke is still way hotter.

Agreed.


Brooke is still way hotter...only because she can't afford air conditioning.
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2005, 08:58:05 PM »
maybe you're turning gay? get yourself an ass vibrator and try it out, if it doesnt work tell your girl its for her. either way its win-win


wtf man maybe you ARE gay for thinking/typing something like that..

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Re: girlfriend problem...advice needed
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2005, 08:59:01 PM »
have her suck u off