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Adam Donnelly

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LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« on: March 16, 2005, 05:45:32 AM »
LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool last
Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Toxteth. Casualties were seen
wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'sorted'.

The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth
of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and
Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic importance were burned out, cars were destroyed and were wrecked. Many locals were woken up before their Giro's arrived.

One resident Kylie Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
"It was such a f**kin shock. Little Chardonnay-Destiny came running
into my bedroom crying; my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin-up. The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereign rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in-the disaster. Clothing
is most sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, white socks, Burberry
caps, Beanie hats and Reebock trainers. Food parcels are also
needed. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizza.

Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightning cider
and Special Brew.

Cash donations are also needed. 22p buy's a 'signing on' biro, £2.50 buys a Jumbo sausage dinner, £20.00 buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 'Regal from the back of Tomo's lorry. Your help is appreciated.
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2005, 05:58:25 AM »
lol that was actually funny
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 06:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Adam Donnelly on March 16, 2005, 05:45:32 AM
One resident Kylie Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four...

Maybe she had quadruplets ;D
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2005, 07:21:18 AM »
LMAO Adam! i think i might be one of the few that trully get this lol
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 09:41:14 AM »
Seen the same for Rotherham.  Funny the first time round.
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 10:12:41 AM »
Quote from: OiYou!! on March 16, 2005, 09:41:14 AM
Seen the same for Rotherham.  Funny the first time round.

Blue Peter badge is in the post

Now go give ya head a wobble
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2005, 04:17:54 PM »
not funny...prick

also old as well as not funny
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2005, 01:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Mac_10 on March 16, 2005, 04:17:54 PM
not funny...prick

also old as well as not funny

Get of my dick
Just beacause you got ripped
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2005, 04:50:04 AM »
are you from toxteth lad?
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2005, 10:16:29 AM »
Quote from: Mac_10 on March 16, 2005, 04:17:54 PM
not funny...prick

also old as well as not funny


^^^ i think this shows i am clearly NOT on your dick...no-one is

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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2005, 12:50:42 PM »
Quote from: Adam Donnelly on March 16, 2005, 10:12:41 AM
Quote from: OiYou!! on March 16, 2005, 09:41:14 AM
Seen the same for Rotherham.  Funny the first time round.

Blue Peter badge is in the post

Now go give ya head a wobble

Will be testing Manchesters night life on Saturday after I wreak havoc in Burnley. Can you recommend any decent clubs? No ethnic filled holes though please, fanny has to be good too. You should pop in and I'll shove a glass in your face for your troubles.
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Well she moved in ways
That kept her there in our minds for days
Weeks and months it was
I was that amazed and there she stays
Surrounded by the what-ifs and the maybes
 

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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2005, 01:33:29 AM »
Quote from: OiYou!! on March 17, 2005, 12:50:42 PM
Quote from: Adam Donnelly on March 16, 2005, 10:12:41 AM
Quote from: OiYou!! on March 16, 2005, 09:41:14 AM
Seen the same for Rotherham.  Funny the first time round.

Blue Peter badge is in the post

Now go give ya head a wobble

Will be testing Manchesters night life on Saturday after I wreak havoc in Burnley. Can you recommend any decent clubs? No ethnic filled holes though please, fanny has to be good too. You should pop in and I'll shove a glass in your face for your troubles.

Get to fuck ya Racist cunt
Make sure U visit Canal Street Plenty of people U will like there.

And then come Wythenshawe with ya glass Lets C how long ya last

TWAT
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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2005, 05:13:05 AM »
So I'm guessing Canal Street is full of black types and those white slags that like been treated like shit? Last time I went to a club with majority ethnic I ended putting some young "innit bruvs" teeth down his throat. Nothing racist about wanting to drink in a place that isn't brimming with our asian and black friends.
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Well she moved in ways
That kept her there in our minds for days
Weeks and months it was
I was that amazed and there she stays
Surrounded by the what-ifs and the maybes
 

Adam Donnelly

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Re: LIVERPOOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2005, 10:04:48 AM »
Quote from: OiYou!! on March 18, 2005, 05:13:05 AM
So I'm guessing Canal Street is full of black types and those white slags that like been treated like shit? Last time I went to a club with majority ethnic I ended putting some young "innit bruvs" teeth down his throat. Nothing racist about wanting to drink in a place that isn't brimming with our asian and black friends.

No KKK Boy. Canal street is where U will see ya dad Getting his back door kicked in.
U sound well hard by the way

Seer cant U ban this racist Cunt ?
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