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BigBDrugStores

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2005, 06:36:32 PM »
your mamma was disappointed when she had you.
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Caution2006

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2005, 07:50:39 PM »
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare
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BigBDrugStores

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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2005, 07:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Caution2006 on March 31, 2005, 07:50:39 PM
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare
now thats funny
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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2005, 10:51:58 PM »
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
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Da WCC Hopar!

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2005, 12:16:51 AM »
Quote from: panchito on March 31, 2005, 10:51:58 PM
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
MAN SHUT UR FUCKIN ALPACCINO SCARFACE ILLEAGE ALIEN ASS UP UR NOT FUNNY U R FUCKIN DIRT BAG
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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2005, 12:26:31 AM »
Quote from: The Crip #2 on April 01, 2005, 12:16:51 AM
Quote from: panchito on March 31, 2005, 10:51:58 PM
if u gays wear talkin two my mama like these she get very mad and squeze ur little dick till it fall of
MAN SHUT UR FUCKIN ALPACCINO SCARFACE ILLEAGE ALIEN ASS UP UR NOT FUNNY U R FUCKIN DIRT BAG

oh men these gay rilly angry he nee two take chill pill and go jack of to relieve the stress
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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2005, 08:03:14 AM »
Quote from: Ratchet on March 31, 2005, 09:37:27 AM
;D
heres a few to get your minds going...
LOL...

AIGHT ..your mamma so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the coutch.
your mom so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck...
she so fat yo, I try'd to drive around her and ran out of gas.
mom so old she new king tut when he was a prince, bitch so old she blows dust...LMAO
MOM aint got no neck so she uses head and sholders....
she so stupid she thought "st. ides" was a church..
mamma glasses so thick she can see people waving to her on road maps.


U fuckin stole them from www.joke.com cos i read them all on there lol.


Ur mama so dumb she could't pour water out a shoe with the instructions on the bottom!

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ygB

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2005, 11:06:20 AM »
Wilz...you retaRDED HOMIE...because Ratchet knows how to bag he stole them from a web site?????..
Ive heard all those b4 and not from no dumb ass site..in the hood and school...dont be a hater!

you and your mamma so stuPID you try'D to robb 7-11 with a plastic fork..
fool your mamma so fat she uses a bed matress for a maxi pad.
your daddy so bald I can read his thoughts.
your mamma got so much hair under her arms it looks like she got buckweat in the head lock.
whats your daddy with out a lawn mower?  UNEMPLOYED
you mamma got a pinto station wagon wtih an 8 track pull out on plasitc gold hubcap spinners with a picture of a cow on the doors.
YOU MAMMA SUCKS DICK FOR GAS MONEY AND DONT EVEN DRIVE!


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Westcoastin'

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2005, 11:56:13 AM »
You were in the load your mom shoulda swallowed.

Whats Your Life worth?   The $150 your mamma couldnt afford.
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stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
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OneHittaSpitta

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2005, 07:26:29 PM »
your mama's like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night

Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

your mama's so black she leaves fingerprints in charcoal

your mama's like a toilet...round, white, and smells like shit

your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more

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Da WCC Hopar!

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2005, 12:00:14 PM »
Quote from: OneHittaSpitta on April 01, 2005, 07:26:29 PM
your mama's like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night

Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

your mama's so black she leaves fingerprints in charcoal

your mama's like a toilet...round, white, and smells like shit

your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more


LMFAO AHAHHAHAHA
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THOEDINTHEGAME

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2005, 12:06:52 PM »
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
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ygB

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2005, 11:38:40 AM »
your so poor you live in a 2 story dorrito bag
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BigBDrugStores

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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2005, 01:30:18 PM »
Quote from: THOEDINTHEGAME on April 02, 2005, 12:06:52 PM
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
what the fuck are you talking about?
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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2005, 01:42:06 PM »
...dies...
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