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stra8uplaya

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2005, 08:21:59 PM »
LOL..............................................Ya'll Momz r so fuckin dumb tha tha that they're not so smart.Top dat bitchez.
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BAY_BOY_408

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2005, 09:04:46 PM »
Yo Mamma is so fat, at da zoo, da elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo Mamma is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo Mamma so dumb, she stole free bread.

Yo Mamma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo Mamma is so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
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THOEDINTHEGAME

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2005, 01:27:38 PM »
Quote from: BigBDrugStores on April 11, 2005, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: THOEDINTHEGAME on April 02, 2005, 12:06:52 PM
Yo momma so fat she gotta wack up in sections...
what the fuck are you talking about?

About yo momma nigga...she got one toe and one knee...everybody call her Tony...
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lbc213

Re: your mamma....
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2005, 02:54:48 PM »
Quote from: OneHittaSpitta on April 01, 2005, 07:26:29 PM
your mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and the bitch comes back for more

Ow LMAO!!!!!
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Shahizzle

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2005, 12:57:03 AM »
Quote from: hope glimmers on March 31, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
ok this may sound kinda weird... but i got two of em

your mommas so poor, her boobs are real!


your momma  so ugly, shes only been married once!
they were off malibus most wanted ey?
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Shahizzle

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2005, 12:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Caution2006 on March 31, 2005, 07:50:39 PM
your momma so ugly she gave marthur luther king a nightmare

HAHAHA
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Shahizzle

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2005, 12:59:37 AM »
Quote from: stra8uplaya on April 15, 2005, 08:21:59 PM
LOL..............................................Ya'll Momz r so fuckin dumb tha tha that they're not so smart.Top dat bitchez.

daym!! u got us there playa  ::)
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Shahizzle

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2005, 01:00:41 AM »
Your mumma's Ass is so big, when she sits down, the bitch is taller  8)
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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2005, 11:08:22 AM »
your mamma under arms so hairy it looks like she got buck weat in a head lock
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Ratchet

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Re: your mamma....
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2005, 11:10:23 AM »
your mamma smells so bad she makes right gaurd go left
your daddy so bald I can read his thoughts..
fool aint got no neck so he gotta use head and sholders..
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