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Doggystylin

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Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« on: September 29, 2002, 03:49:43 PM »
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.


"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle "


It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
--George Bush, US President


"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version,"
--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


...... ...Feeling smarter yet?
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Shoe_whore

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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2002, 03:59:57 PM »
LMFAO!!!! how stupid would u have to be to say something like that
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Jome

Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2002, 04:26:54 PM »
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.


This was the worst one, stupid as fuck.


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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of  
people."  
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.  


This is funny and clever.
It's a smart way to say: "Yea, we discriminate, what you gonna do about it punk?"
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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2002, 05:59:26 PM »
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

i like that one
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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2002, 08:08:20 PM »
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle "


I remember him, a little kid had to show him how to spell, no one liked him... LOL
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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2002, 08:14:44 PM »
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and  
I'm just the one to do it,"  
--A congressional candidate in Texas.  


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny^^^^^^^
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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2002, 01:46:12 AM »
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."  
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark  




LOL, what the fuck!?!?  

i love this one
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Re: Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2002, 11:54:14 AM »
LOL @  Norman Einstein
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