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Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« on: April 24, 2005, 12:22:22 PM »


Ben Stein Shown Throwing Up Popular Gang Sign
Saturday, April 23, 2005 Posted: 4:43 PM EDT (2043 GMT)

COMPTON, California (FU) -- At a party thrown only for Republicans, Ben Stein is seen throwing up vulgar hand gesture.

Customers were appalled late Friday night when famous Republican correspondent, Ben Stein, Threw up the "Two in the pink, one in the stink" gang sign.

"First off, you don't even see one black person in the whole picture, which means no black people were invited. Then all you can see in the picture are Republicans, you can tell they are Republicans from the evil horns on their head, to their evil eyes and their forked tongues" Ant Rambled.

He believes that rape is now going to be legalized from this early sign. How he postulates these ideas are unknown. Scientists believe he watches the TV shows "Numb3rs", "Mcgyver" and has the Mel Gibson movie "Conspiracy Theory" along with "Farrenheit 9/11" on DVD, VHS, Laser Disc and in both WMV and AVI format on his hard drive.

"It was just a joke" the man in the blue shirt Daryl Smith said. "It's not even a Gang Sign, but a silly college gesture."

I could keep writing stuff but to be honest, I think this joke has gone far long enough and if you honestly read any of Ant's stupid posts, you probably know to quit before you get to this point.

However, if you are still reading I guess i've already tied in the racism and gang violence, but you're probably asking youself, "Smerlus said they was going to be something about rape."

Smerlus acknowledges this lack of evidence for rape, but this is a parody of one of the articles Ant posts up. So in keeping with that tradition, i have to add things to try and make the article more appealing and to seem less of an angry recluse that only goes out to buy Ramen Noodles and pick up the new romantic comedy so i can try to get a better understanding of what women want, just like Ant does.

Also, I have yet to throw in random polls and averages that i will swear by, but if they are pointed out to be faulty, i will point out that every poll is faulty so here we go.

52% of people that look at this picture will see nothing wrong, that's because they are also into Rape, Racism and Gang Violence...A.K.A. Republican. The 48% that are disgusted by this picture are Democrats, about 8% of them have positions in our nation's government, but they don't do a damn thing. This is because the force within the Republican Party is too strong. If only Luke Skywalker was a Democrat and not a Jedi...Maybe us Democrats could rebel... Yeah we would stage attacks on the Death Star that is the White House... Ant would be my little android co pilot...

Ummm sorry, anyways we'll close with a final quote i'll put in Bold. "This Republican bullshit has to stop, and as the next pope, i vow to go against all republicans." said the new Pope
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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2005, 01:50:15 PM »
Wow, I'm now a supporter of rape, racism, and gang violence. My eyes have been opened  :o

Ben Stein for Prez!
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 03:27:44 PM »
rofl
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2005, 04:47:37 PM »
lmfao mad props for clowin ant
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2005, 05:42:21 PM »
^ god ur ugly, and that pic is awesome
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2005, 07:18:42 PM »
I'm black
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2005, 08:10:19 PM »
you guys can't clown me... look at your lives seriously lol and tell me what you have to be proud about? i try to talk to some of you like adults and you act like lil kids... many of yall are pushin mid to late 20s still doin this shit working dead end jobs... lol id like to kno the avg. income of you clowns i'm guessin its around 9.50 an hr.  so by all means lol think BS to make urself feel good at nite... to me its just amusing.
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2005, 08:32:55 PM »
looks like i hurt someone's feelings  ;D
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2005, 09:40:33 PM »
lol you never cease to amaze me... lol dude i have no clue how to argue with you..  you just plain don't make sense...

lol you dedicate a whole thread to me after i diss you... i dedicate 2 seconds of my life to you lol and u think u hurt my feelings? how long did it take you to think up this thread so u can get e-props from a band of losers that earn an avg. income under 10.00 an hr?

what part of your life exactly is it that your proud of? do u think u accomplished sumthin by gettin C's all through school and not going to college? 
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2005, 09:49:10 PM »
actually i'm quite creative and i type very fast, it took me about 5 minutes to comes up with that, and i did it before you even said anything to me... so don't think it's revenge, it just speaks volumes about what a moron you are...and all those people that think it's funny agree with me

you're a moron ant....live with it
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2005, 11:37:53 PM »
I'm just proud that a Millionaire (so he claims..) such as Ant would lower himself to talk to us simple folk. You would think that such an important man would have better things to do. Nope,he just seems to unleash an endless stream of babble daily.

 I am curious though why would you pick this forum Ant? To save us unedumacated Losers? Not once have I seen you post anywhere but TOT. It wouldnt be so bad if you werent so blantantly democratically biased to the point its sickening. Then when someone disagrees its because they are uneducated or a redneck. What it really comes down to is not that you want to educate but the fact you live to argue with Needles/Woodrow/Trauma. If I may say so, that is what makes you a pathetic soul Sir.
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 08:27:12 AM »
lol nah the only reason i post on here is cuz i used to come here when I was younger.... but ya i agree with you it is sorta silly to post on this forum...  its actually kinda odd, most of yall grew stupider w/ age... esp. trauma who was once a reasonable individual that seemed to genuinely care about other people... now he is a hateful bigotted loser... i dunno where needles was a few years back.. and woodrow used to be my boy until he became cult like in his bush worship...

actually the odd thing about all you guys is i never came out to diss anyone on this forum... i wrote a few posts about by bush is bad and you all turned into crybabies and took it personal.... at first i was confused why yall got so mad at me when i never even dissed any of yall... but whatever like i say to needles most of yall just make no sense to me... i mean y'all got all hissy bitchin like lil girls over the fact that i dissed someone that doesn't give two shits about any of you..

and as far as intelligence goes like i've said plenty of times before... you can assume all you want about me and my life, but i know the truth about most of you.. and the truth is most of you are uneducated and make around $10.00 an hour... needles is a self proclaimed creative type that has nothing to show for it, and the same goes for the rest of you clowns... but like i said i never came on this board to diss anyone, but if you want to act like lil girls im gonna tell it like it is and the truth obviously hurts.

either way in the end i know i'm right in my accusations, while you only think you're right when you try to diss me.  i don't live to argue with any of you fools... i make posts and you idiots respond with stuff that don't make no sense... i used to be about educating til i realized it wasn't happenin so now i get kicks analyzing the extent of your stupidity.
 

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Re: Republican Party endorses Rape, Racism and Gang Violence
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 10:40:05 AM »
lol nah the only reason i post on here is cuz i used to come here when I was younger.... but ya i agree with you it is sorta silly to post on this forum...  its actually kinda odd, most of yall grew stupider w/ age... esp. trauma who was once a reasonable individual that seemed to genuinely care about other people... now he is a hateful bigotted loser... i dunno where needles was a few years back.. and woodrow used to be my boy until he became cult like in his bush worship...

actually the odd thing about all you guys is i never came out to diss anyone on this forum... i wrote a few posts about by bush is bad and you all turned into crybabies and took it personal.... at first i was confused why yall got so mad at me when i never even dissed any of yall... but whatever like i say to needles most of yall just make no sense to me... i mean y'all got all hissy bitchin like lil girls over the fact that i dissed someone that doesn't give two shits about any of you..

and as far as intelligence goes like i've said plenty of times before... you can assume all you want about me and my life, but i know the truth about most of you.. and the truth is most of you are uneducated and make around $10.00 an hour... needles is a self proclaimed creative type that has nothing to show for it, and the same goes for the rest of you clowns... but like i said i never came on this board to diss anyone, but if you want to act like lil girls im gonna tell it like it is and the truth obviously hurts.

either way in the end i know i'm right in my accusations, while you only think you're right when you try to diss me.  i don't live to argue with any of you fools... i make posts and you idiots respond with stuff that don't make no sense... i used to be about educating til i realized it wasn't happenin so now i get kicks analyzing the extent of your stupidity.

please Ant, lets try to stay on topic, no one cares about your little defense, you make dumb accusations like the rest of us but you think you have too much money to admit that you're not smarter than anyone here

like you think i care about bush? i just like making you look dumb and see you come back with your broken record response "i don't understand what you're saying, do you make over $9 an hour?"

and you believing that your accusations are true make you look even more stupid because you just pointed out we're stupid for making flase accusations... see it's one big cirlce of stupidity and while you would like to think you're out of it, you're just another one of the spokes