How do you starve a black man?

[Matrix Heart]

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?












A straight line!

[Acgrundy]

[quote author=^ReLentLess^ link=topic=77896.msg828429#msg828429 date=1117609694

 What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
 No idea; but it can sure pick lettuce.

LMMFAO!  thats one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a LONG time.

[Matrix Heart]

That was a lame predictable joke 

[Fuck Your Existence]

That was a lame predictable joke 

thats pretty much the point...

[Milk Man]

How do a family of Aboriginals get a family portrait ?




Jump in the back off a pick up and run a red light

[Bomb-A®]

Q: Why dont mexicans do well at the olympics??

A: coz every1 who can run, jump or swim is in the US



peace

[Leggy Hendrix]

Q: Why dont mexicans do well at the olympics??

A: coz every1 who can run, jump or swim is in the US



peace

lol

[Caution2006]

Q: How do you get 12 black people in a volkswagon beatle?
A: throw in a welfare check....

Q: how do you get them out....
A: throw in a job application

[No Compute]

How do you get 10 Jews in a German car?















2 in the front,3 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

[Acgrundy]

That was a lame predictable joke

sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable.  and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another.  the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.

[mrtonguetwista]

Q. Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?

A. So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

[Don Jacob]

the octopus  and lowrider one's i've heard had grapes instead of luttuce,but it's funny either way




What does is say on the inside of every black persons lips?



A:: inflate to 33 lbs

[Matrix Heart]

That was a lame predictable joke

sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable.  and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another.  the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.

I just wanted to throw a white joke in  Predictable vs. Seen

What grade you in now 

[mauzip]

Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?

Cause jews only have 10 fingers.

[Don Jacob]

 whats the difference between black people and snow tires?

A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.


what is faster then a black guy with a tv?

A:his brother with a vcr



Why is life like a bag of jelly-beans?

A: Everyone hates the black ones.

What do you say if your T.V. is floating in the night?

A ; Drop it Nigger

What do you get when you have 3 mexican, 1 chinese, and 3 blacks in a line?

A: A sprinkler (spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga)

what do you call a black minister??

A: HOLY SHIT

How was break dancing invented?

A: When Black people were trying to steal hub-caps off of cars while they were moving

Why did the black guy say fee, fi, fo, fum?

A:  He was giving out his address - #3541.

Why do drug companies put cotton on top of their products?

A: To let black people know they picked cotten before they sold drugs

How do you drown a black person?

A: Pop his lips