How do you starve a black man?

[Shahizzle]

LMAO at this thread  .. keep it going 

[Acgrundy]

That was a lame predictable joke

sorry man, but his joke is the funniest in this thread and yours is the most predictable. and no I'm not saying that cuz I'm white, I could care less, its just I first heard that joke when I was in about the 5th grade probably, and its been used a million times, and pretty much every lame comedian has used it one way or another. the octopuss one on the other hand is funny as hell.

I just wanted to throw a white joke in Predictable vs. Seen

What grade you in now

well c'mon come with something better than that.  I seriously would like to hear some good white jokes.  and I'm back in 9th grade now where I keep it crackin.  me and all my 15 year old friends get crunk wit it and watch GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT videos.  YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[DAYUM]

LMAO@ all the jokes

kain's was the wackest tho for reals

[Minkaveli]

What do you call 1 what guy surrounded by 50 black guys?

coach

[mrtonguetwista]

Q. Why are black guys palms white?

A. From leaning on the police car too much


Q. What do you call a white guy w/ no legs and no arms in a box?

A. Cracker

[Bomb-A®]

Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who's driving?
A. The Policeman

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.

You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.

A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's got a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".

Q1: How do you get 12 black man in a volkswagon beatle?
A1: Throw in a welfare check
Q2: How do you get them out?
A2: Throw in a job application

Q: Whats the definition of confusion?
A: Father's day in Harlem.

Q: Difference between a black man and a pizza??
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Why is stevey wonder always smiling?
A: He doesnt know he's black.

Q: What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go into a store without robbin.

Q: Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
A: Because they have pubes on their heads!

Q: Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot!

Q: What begins with n and ends with r that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour

Q: Why do Greeks and Italians wear gold chains around their necks?
A: So they know where to stop shaving!

Q: Why do black people smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

I shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...hes been hanging there for years.



peace

[Z the laidback Virus]

Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek?

They won't be working in the future either

What does a blonde's doorbell sound like?

Bim-bo-bim-bo

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

A man comes home and sees his girlfriend packing his bags,so he asks her why. She answers: 'because I heard you are a pedophile!' Man then says 'Pedophile? That's a difficult word for a 10 year old girl!'

'No son, cannibals don't exist anymore....we ate the last one yesterday.'

[[sepehr]]

Q: How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed
A: Put velcro on the ceiling

[white Boy]

wats does a black man and sperm have in common?
1 in a million works

[big mat]

Q.why jews do have big noses?
A. because air is free

Q.why italians do have big noses?
A.because they got big fingers