Pimp Stories

[Legacy]

L-E-G-A-C-Y the name etched on her insides/
Had this bad bitty go up and down like she on a slip & slide/
After the smoked cleared I gave her 75 cents to leave and find a ride/
But yall know that didnt stop her from try to testify/
Tears comming down her face "you know who I am?"/
I politly reply "Na I really dont give a damn"/
That didnt stop her from telling her story bout leaving her other man/
She said "We were going out for years"/
"Once I met you I left him spittin through the tears"/
"Had his wrapped round my finger got into his head made it so twisted/
"If getting this sweet puss was a class he failed it"
Thats nice/
"What!!! how can you be so mean"/
I came from the country where I national figure is our queen/
(Yawn) You think George Foremen resmbles Mr.Clean?/
After that she stood there turning to a color close to green/
She started to shake and scream, sounded like someone was raping a hyeena/
Just my luck someone would think we was fighitng, call the po-po for a misdameena/
So I had to calm the situation with my warrior poetry/
Edged her to the door "Ok we can go out to eat Im sorry"/
2 feet Ahead of me slammed door and said peace/
This concludes Vol 1 of Legacy BedTime Pimp Stories/

[Sikotic™]

Haha, I liek the story tellin element of it. Dope shit man. You get a prop.

[WestCoasta]

funny shit!  that was dope