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Bar Joke
« on: June 19, 2005, 04:42:30 AM »
A stranger walks into a bar where at the bar sits a horse that is crying. There is on sign on the bar next to the horse that says [If you can stop this horse from crying I'll pay you $50.]

Stranger says to bartender, "Is that for real"

Bartender says that it is. The stranger taps on the horses head and whispers into the horses ear.

Suddenly the horse stops crying to everyone's amazement. The bartender is so amazed and grateful that he pays the stranger, but doesn't notice that the horse is laughing.

The following week the same stanger comes into the bar and sees a sign next to the laughing horse that promises $50. to stop the horse from laughing.

The stranger taps on the horses head and leads him outside. A little while later the stranger comes back in, with the horse who has stopped laughing, to claim is $50. But this time the bartender notices that the horse is again crying.

After the bartender pays the stranger, he says to the stranger, "Hey what did you say to the horse?"

The stranger replies, "Well the first time when he was crying I told him that my dick was bigger then his. And then this time I proved it."
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 07:09:13 AM »
haha!  What about this one...

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 07:33:07 AM »
haha!  What about this one...

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

booooooo

 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 07:40:03 AM »
haha!  What about this one...

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

booooooo
LOL




o and the other joke ive heard
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 10:40:50 AM »
dammit!  i thought it was funny!

the hell with all of you!   ;D
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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2005, 09:31:56 AM »
how about this one..........



WHAT DOES A WASHED UP BOXER AND DRACULA'S GIRLFRIEND HAVE IN COMMON???



 THEY BOTH GO DOWN FOR THE COUNT
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2005, 12:43:51 AM »
3 guys get in the back of a cab....a brit, french guy, and a jew. during the dive, the driver loses control of the car and falls off a cliff. During the decent, all 3 have a quiet thoguht......the brith thinks to himself "too bad i didnt have a nice bottle of brandi before my death"...the french guy thinks "what i really wanted right before i died is a beautiful woman in my bed"...the jew says "hey guys, turn off the meter we're not drivin anymore"
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2005, 09:21:45 AM »
^^^^lol cheap jew

 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2005, 02:54:41 AM »
ha
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2005, 08:41:08 AM »
3 guys get in the back of a cab....a brit, french guy, and a jew. during the dive, the driver loses control of the car and falls off a cliff. During the decent, all 3 have a quiet thoguht......the brith thinks to himself "too bad i didnt have a nice bottle of brandi before my death"...the french guy thinks "what i really wanted right before i died is a beautiful woman in my bed"...the jew says "hey guys, turn off the meter we're not drivin anymore"

took me a second to get it but.. lol.
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2005, 10:28:23 AM »
3 guys get in the back of a cab....a brit, french guy, and a jew. during the dive, the driver loses control of the car and falls off a cliff. During the decent, all 3 have a quiet thoguht......the brith thinks to himself "too bad i didnt have a nice bottle of brandi before my death"...the french guy thinks "what i really wanted right before i died is a beautiful woman in my bed"...the jew says "hey guys, turn off the meter we're not drivin anymore"

lol
 

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Re: Bar Joke
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2005, 10:31:19 AM »
what's the difference between a Jew and a Boat?














a jew won't tip