Author Topic: Joke Of Tha Day (Read 310 times)

Pillow · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2002, 09:24:26 PM »

lol well the answer was roccy.......but me and him are cool now so i dont really mean it anymore if that makes sense lol

V Gotti: H.N.I.C. · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2002, 11:11:35 AM »

Hack Wilson - real · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2013, 10:08:29 AM »

Quote from: BossPlaya on July 23, 2002, 07:25:03 PM

A blonde woman named Tracey finds herself in dire
trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial straits. She's so desperate that
she decides to ask God for help.

  She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost
my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
lotto."

  Lotto night comes and she does not win.
  Tracey again prays... "God, please let me win the
lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm
going to lose my car."

  Lotto night comes and Tracey is still not blessed.
  Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have
you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my
car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for
help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEEEEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so
I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the, heavens open and Tracey is confronted by the voice of
God himself..............

"Tracey, work with me on this... "Buy a fuckin ticket." [/B]