Good joke..

[Don Seer]

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled a
hello to him.
 
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says:
 
"Sorry, do you know me ?" 
She replies: "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !"
 
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ !" he says.  "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I Shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse ?"
 
"No" she replies.  "I'm your son's English Teacher"

 

[JMan]

lol, smooth 

[7even]

dude fucked up

[Da WCC Hopar!]

wat a dum fuck

[eS El Duque]

lmao

[bigg sherm]

wtf is a "bloke"

was that the joke?

[Don Breezio]

Here's the english version for those who are too dumb to understand what a bloke is:

A Man is in a Line at the grocery store when he notices that the
hot ass blonde bitch behind him has just smiled, raised her hand and said hello to him..

He is rather taken aback that such a fine peice of ass would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says:

"Sorry, do you know me ?"
She replies: "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Holy Shit !" he says.  "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I Fucked on the Pool table in front of all my buddies While your fat little friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my asshole ?"

"No" she replies.  "I'm your son's English Teacher"

[Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution]

Lol and well done luke for the translation for the americans!!!! i cant believe u didnt know wat a bloke is!

[BigBDrugStores]

wtf is a "bloke"

was that the joke?

what an idiot

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i cant believe u didnt know wat a bloke is!

LOL...You think anyone living anywhere near America has heard the word bloke in their lifetime? We don't run around calling eachother blokes and lads down here, so why is it so shocking that someone is unfamiliar with the word?

[Suga Foot]

I learn a lot of european slang from this board.  I don't ever use it because it sounds weird to me, but I understand it.