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The World According To The Don
« on: August 15, 2005, 05:10:03 PM »
America – Probably a fantastic country to live in with cheap housing, cheap petrol, well cheap everything and cool people. Those in power like to think they’re the world police but only when it suits them. Fundamental Christians in power is never a good thing religion and politics don’t mix. I liked one of their official’s recent comments on china ‘being full of doves and hawks’ however this would be my assessment of America. Worst export = obeasity

France – It was one major drawback that can’t be overlooked, its full of French people who are naturally arrogant and smelly. France is good for trips to stock up on cheap booze. Worst export = mimes and other gay things like that

Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

Germany – in the second reich concentration camps started in German south west Africa which devastated the natives in the third reich ethnically cleansed Europe lead by the most famous German, Hitler. Germany was an evil country and has a lot to put right still. Other things that spring to mind hardcore porn involving defecating on other people and weird sausages. Annoying trait: getting up extra early to reserve sun loungers with their towels.

Holland – Laid back friendly people who are always on the scrounge. Liberal attitudes make this a truly unique country in the western world.

Italy – Excellent Food,  home to mafia worst export = botched military invasions

Vatican City – Some dodgy goings on behind closed doors here

Wales – Produces some delicious lamb only the local men love it too much and have a really annoying accent

Scotland – Has too many hills for my liking, outsiders may need a translator to decipher their accent.

Russia – second class Europeans drunk on vodka who get into dodgy deals

North Korea – The most secretive nation in the world which is so piss poor people die of diarrhea, ultimately reunification (under democracy not communism) with the south seems the only solution to its problems

Australia – A tropical paradise populated by racist criminals

Thailand – Ladyboys and mild smoke

New Zeeland – must have had a lot of welsh settlers….

Palestine – a land full of justly angry arabs

Israel – populated by Jews who converted to Nazis

Iran – another example of why religion and politics don’t mix

China – The next superpower with far lower moral values than America, however treat them with respect and they maybe brought into the mainstream

Japan – still need to face up to their past, an admirable work ethic.

Cuba –  The legacy goes on, Castro is the longest serving world leader right now despite continuous US efforts to undermine the communist state. Best export = Cuban cigars

Columbia – The land of Escobar, drugs make the country’s rebels more powerful than the government.

Afghanistan – drug capitol of the world with a weak government well be there for a long time.

Iraq – All the intelligent people left Iraq months or years ago all that left is a bunch of crazy mutha fuckers. Even the judges get in on the action one KO’d sadam the other day

Spain – a nice holiday resort but that’s about it.

Czech republic – a country with a lot of history somewhere I’d really love to goto especially because I love those eastern European birds.

Zimbabwe – a beautiful country with a leader in a world of his own

South Africa – One of the few African states which can stand on their own

Sudan – a country run by Arab colonists

Somalia – This country has been in crisis for over 10 years when the government was overthrown looks like the new ones is about to get toppled too.

Jamaica – a Caribbean paradise notorious for its ganja reggae/dancehall music and guns

Haiti – a victim of American interference   

Pakistan – I’ve always wondered if Britain and America played any part in Musharraf’s coup considering bush and blair legitimized him when they both visited him, his policies seem vastly at odd with majority of the population, however this is probably a good thing.

India – The other superpower of the future if they don’t go to war with Pakistan again.

Turkey – a beautiful country with a lot of history, has the potential to become a really powerful country again by its position being close to Europe and the middle east, but only if they bring stability to their country.

Austria – need to remember they are just as responsible as Germany for ww2

Tibet – A shame the international community didn’t prevent this brutal crackdown on a largely peaceful society by the hand of the chinese

Argentina – Maggie showed them why you don’t fuck with us.

Venezwala - that chevez is a cool guy

England – The motherland in ruins, over priced, over governed, over crowded, and too pc.

Ireland – Always complaining about the past Alan Partridge put it best "I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you'll pay the price of being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

Poland – We entered the second world war because this country came under attack, however America overuled churchill and let Stalin dictate where we invaded Europe so we invaded italy and France and left eastern Europe to the fait of the Russians.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2005, 05:12:36 PM by Don Rizzle »

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2005, 05:24:11 PM »
Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

Care to elaborate?

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2005, 05:26:13 PM »


Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.




 huh?  :-\
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2005, 05:31:48 PM »
^^ A Canuck too eh? Whereabouts you from?

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2005, 06:07:20 PM »
Vancouver
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2005, 06:14:45 PM »
^^ I'm gonna go there someday. I've never been.

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

Paris
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2005, 06:17:52 PM »
^^ I'm gonna go there someday. I've never been.

oo LOL where u live? Vancouver is prolly the best city in Canada and quite possibly N.A
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2005, 06:19:52 PM »
^^ I'm gonna go there someday. I've never been.

oo LOL where u live? Vancouver is prolly the best city in Canada and quite possibly N.A

I live in small town Ontario.

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

Paris
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2005, 06:50:54 PM »
Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

Care to elaborate?
just going by personal experience really thats the impression i've gotten from those who i have met. however i dunno what the fuck is up with your program to kill all those seals and why they thought they needed to attack the natives, canada is so big there was enough for everyone.

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2005, 07:05:18 PM »
Africa – a victim of American/European interference   
 

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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2005, 07:28:25 PM »


I live in small town Ontario.

hmmm funny never heard of it LOL j/p toronto's one crazy city and ottawa's o.k
 

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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2005, 07:39:13 PM »


I live in small town Ontario.

hmmm funny never heard of it LOL j/p toronto's one crazy city and ottawa's o.k

Ugh, I hate Toronto. Way too crowded.

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

Paris
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2005, 07:43:30 PM »
America – Probably a fantastic country to live in with cheap housing, cheap petrol, well cheap everything
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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2005, 07:55:27 PM »
Canada - Generally quite cool people with some strange ideas.

Care to elaborate?
just going by personal experience really thats the impression i've gotten from those who i have met. however i dunno what the fuck is up with your program to kill all those seals and why they thought they needed to attack the natives, canada is so big there was enough for everyone.

Allow me to explain.  First of all, most Canadains aren't even aware of the seal hunts that go on.  I'll touch on the Native issue a bit for a second.  The natives in Canada get special treatment, and then complain about it.  They get a HUGE tax break, they get to live on reservations where they can pretty much do what they want.  They can actually kick the police off the reservation.  They get cheap gas and cigarettes, and they can go to college for free.  But some how they still seem to find a way to blame the white man for poisoning their culture with alcohol.  And on top of all that, Canada still embraces the Native culture.  Vancouver International Airport is full of totem poles and Native art.  We even have native art on our 20 dollar bill.  AND, natives still own a lot of land, and they lease it to the federal government.  For example, they own land on the north side of the Lions Gate Bridge in North Vancouver, the federal government pays 35 million dollars a year to lease it, and the land is empty! 

oh and they get to kill a whale every year too.



and even tho Canada is one of the biggest countries in the world, something like 85% of all people live within 2 hours from the US border.
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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2005, 08:33:41 PM »
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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2005, 09:18:24 PM »
America – Worst export = obeasity

And god damn is it gettin bad.
 

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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2005, 06:15:34 PM »
and even tho Canada is one of the biggest countries in the world, something like 85% of all people live within 2 hours from the US border



..........i live @ 30 minutes from the border  ;D
 

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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2005, 06:27:29 PM »
theres so many fatties here. it kinda makes me wish slavery was legal again so they could shed a couple pounds and gain some dignity. jk!
 

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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2005, 05:35:43 AM »


Australia – A tropical paradise populated by racist criminals

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LOL! Everybody is a little racist here, but not in a scary serious way. What gave you that impression though?
 

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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2005, 06:31:30 AM »
for a start the settlers slaughtered the native populations against london's will (but european disease was also deverstating), australia had a white immigration policy for most of the last century,  autralia used to take aboriginal babies from their families as a way of wiping out their way of life this too was still going on until not so long ago, and most recently australians lashed out on indonesians because some big tit autralian bitch gets caught drug smuggling, like they've got a free pass to do whatever the fuck they want.

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2005, 09:01:49 AM »
Africa – a victim of American/European interference   

Africa is a victim of itself, not anyone else.
 

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Re: The World According To The Don
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2005, 09:15:48 AM »
you are fucking idiot please hurry up and  die
 

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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2005, 09:17:31 AM »
you are fucking idiot please hurry up and  die

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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2005, 10:50:24 AM »
Africa is a victim of AIDS and Poverty not Europe or America but thats the world according to you lol so it's all good w.e floats your boat
 

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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2005, 10:51:02 AM »
for a start the settlers slaughtered the native populations against london's will (but european disease was also deverstating), australia had a white immigration policy for most of the last century,  autralia used to take aboriginal babies from their families as a way of wiping out their way of life this too was still going on until not so long ago, and most recently australians lashed out on indonesians because some big tit autralian bitch gets caught drug smuggling, like they've got a free pass to do whatever the fuck they want.

your comment on australians is 100% correct... its a paradise full of cunts... it is a really racist country, thats mainly due to all the red-necks here, i like to call them yobbo's and it mainly consists of the surfer population and all the rev-heads...

most of my firends are european or asian... not really down with the full on aussies...