Post A Random Fact About Yourself.....

[hotdamn]

Ok, I'll stop sonning you. I feel kinda bad now... just don't hop on my nutz for no reason again, and you won't have to worry.

Anyways I just made a screename just for this, so you can stop bitching... MyNumba1Fan7even

[Da WCC Hopar!]

1.I been smokin weed since 10
2.I can dunk
3.I am from the U.K. [north west london]

1. You have retards for parents.

2. So can he:


3. You need to see a dentist.

LMFAOOOO

[Throwback]

i got a boner.

[hotdamn]

i got a boner. (at 2:30 PM)

yishay blicxem  02:28:23 PM Viewing the topic Would you fuck her?


You're a sick faggot.

[Larrabee]

I was just telling this story to a friend of mine, so I figure I'll post it right here as a random fact.

Back in Junior High School, there was this bitch that was constantly getting me and my friends in trouble, snitching on us whenever she got the chance if we did something, just being a real pain in the ass to all the fellas. She was resonsible for my best homie Joe getting excluded from the end of the year trip to Six Flags, so he vowed to get her back for all her bullshit. About 3 or 4 days before graduation, our teacher was absent, so we're all kicking it in the corner, playing cards or whatever. Substitute teacher is sleeping ( LOL ), and we spot the bitch from across the room. Joe cooked up an idea on how to get her back...he goes 'yo, I'll be right back.' He goes to the lab room, and comes back with a box of rubber gloves. He slips on about 3 of them on his hand, sticks his hand down his pants and pulls out a few pubic hairs. We're looking at him like he's fucking crazy, even more so when he asks that we all do the same. At first, I'm like 'what the fuck is this dude talking about', but sure enough all the homies followed suit and there was a small pile of pube hairs in the middle of a desk. I still don't know why the fuck he asked us to do that, then he goes 'yo, I'ma gather up this shit and throw it in her face'.  I'm like 'alright, bet!". With all  homies watching, he creeps up behind her with a handful of hair (  I realized why he had 3-4 gloves on one hand ) but she turns around too quick and he keeps his fist closed. I couldn't hear what they were saying but, somehow dude convinced her to close her eyes and open her mouth. We were BUGGING the fuck out in the back, and a few seconds later he had beamed that little clump right into her mouth! She didn't know what was up, she just coughed a little bit, spit out a few times and ran out the room. Turns out she never found out what Joe threw at her, hahhaa. Looking back, that shit is crazy...bitch had more flavors than Baskin Robbins, but she deserved it. 

[mauzip]

I EAT MY OWN BOOGERS (not anyone else's boogers)

[white Boy]

im sitting here naked listening to the counting crows song from cruel intentions

[Tha G In Deee]

Chillin' right now, waiting for my pizza to be delivered & bumping Warren G's Regulate...G Funk Era, Foesum's Perfection, & Twinz's Conversation albums...

[Lincoln]

I own the flag from every province I've been in while travelling my country.

[BigBDrugStores]

i need to take a shit

[BigBDrugStores]

i just took a shit

[J Bananas]

a good shit is always enjoyable and one of the underrated pleasures in life.

[Larrabee]

I read CD booklets when I drop a deuce.

[BigBDrugStores]

i'm smoking a Romeo y Julieta Churchill and listening to Teena Marie and Nate Dogg and Frank Sinatra

[-VZA-]

i'm gonna be 25 this month and i'm still a virgin...