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Don Seer

Joke... Best break up letter
« on: August 23, 2005, 06:29:38 AM »
Dear Mary,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
John

Then Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take
your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Mary
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2005, 06:30:43 AM »
hahaha pretty funny
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2005, 06:31:56 AM »
Zing! Good one.
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 07:06:27 AM »
lol!
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2005, 07:26:22 AM »
LOl funny shit!
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM »
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 07:55:12 AM »
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway

She had moved far away fom him and he wanted to move on ASAP so he mailed her "..the distance between us is just too great.."
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 08:25:21 AM »
lol
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 09:06:20 AM »
Lol...nice one ;D
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2005, 10:57:45 AM »
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 07:55:12 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway

She had moved far away fom him and he wanted to move on ASAP so he mailed her "..the distance between us is just too great.."

the joke was also written in the late 1800's when they didnt have phones  :'(
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 11:05:37 AM »
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 07:55:12 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway

She had moved far away fom him and he wanted to move on ASAP so he mailed her "..the distance between us is just too great.."

the joke was also written in the late 1800's when they didnt have phones  :'(

I dont think they had camera's in the 1800's cause there were photos in the joke
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 01:21:35 PM »
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 11:05:37 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 07:55:12 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway

She had moved far away fom him and he wanted to move on ASAP so he mailed her "..the distance between us is just too great.."

the joke was also written in the late 1800's when they didnt have phones  :'(

I dont think they had camera's in the 1800's cause there were photos in the joke

"On a summer day in 1827, it took eight hours for Joseph Nicéphore Niépce to obtain the first fixed image."  8)

PS : It also took him 8 hours to spell his own name
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 01:24:58 PM »
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 01:21:35 PM
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 11:05:37 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 10:57:45 AM
Quote from: Abhshil on August 23, 2005, 07:55:12 AM
Quote from: BJv on August 23, 2005, 07:53:49 AM
hahaha. Breaking up in a letter is for cowards anyway

She had moved far away fom him and he wanted to move on ASAP so he mailed her "..the distance between us is just too great.."

the joke was also written in the late 1800's when they didnt have phones  :'(

I dont think they had camera's in the 1800's cause there were photos in the joke

"On a summer day in 1827, it took eight hours for Joseph Nicéphore Niépce to obtain the first fixed image."  8)

PS : It also took him 8 hours to spell his own name

o shit dey did u get props fo dat
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 01:31:34 PM »
lol
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Re: Joke... Best break up letter
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 01:32:49 PM »
When you act like a smartass on dubcc your karma goes down :-X
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