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420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« on: August 26, 2005, 08:41:01 PM »
POCATELLO, Idaho -- A 420-pound Fort Hall man has been charged with felony robbery, accused of stealing beer from the same local store he stole from in January.

Levi Timbana, 23, is accused of walking into the Cowboy Oil store on Aug. 9 and taking a swing at a clerk who refused to sell him beer after hours. Prosecutors say the clerk held Timbana at bay with a metal pipe until police arrived; Timbana's companion allegedly fled with two cases of beer.

 
Police said Timbana punched a different clerk at the store during a January beer heist. He spent 43 days in jail in that case.

If convicted of felony robbery, Timbana could be sentenced to a maximum of life in prison. He remains in the Bannock County Jail in lieu of $70,000 bond. Arraignment in District Court is set for Monday.

 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 08:43:39 PM »
wow...life in prison
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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2005, 08:47:48 PM »
lol "420 pound man"  Why is it he's stealin beer and not dope? ;D
 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2005, 08:50:33 PM »
life in prison for stealing beer now and then. this country has a totally crazy law system.
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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2005, 09:08:13 PM »
they need to beat his fat ass like a pinata
 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2005, 09:12:04 PM »
Bullshit, Life 4 stealing beer. Rapists and Child molesters don't even get that.
 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2005, 09:17:55 PM »
lol damnit SGV not again  ;D
 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2005, 11:47:26 AM »
Beer is a precious commodity. Give him death.
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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2005, 11:52:30 AM »
put that fat fuck in jail but life is rediculous.
 

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Re: 420lb Man Steals Beer *again*
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2005, 12:00:46 PM »
you would think this guy would have money for beer too. fucking putting that much food into his system he must have enough money for beer.