It's March 28, 2024, 10:12:06 AM
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
ever wonder why the phrase "how can i help you" is always written on the back of the employees vests? I think its cus everytime i need fuckin help with something, they keep walkin away from me. lol Fuck Wal-Mart and that retard that always sits at the front and says "welcommmme....."
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"