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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2005, 02:47:51 AM »
Jackoff before you fuck your girl :D

really? like how long b4?

before you go out with her..you know before you leave your house...where ever you can...just do it before you do her :D :laugh: ;D
like in theres something about mary :laugh:

 ;D :laugh:...yeah... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2005, 02:48:32 AM »
Jackoff before you fuck your girl :D

really? like how long b4?

before you go out with her..you know before you leave your house...where ever you can...just do it before you do her :D :laugh: ;D
like in theres something about mary  :laugh:

ya but remember the guy whos tellin him 2 jack off is doin it cuz that way he wont fuck da girl he wont be horny n shit  that old dude tryin 2 trick him. what if i do it n then i dont pop a boner?
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2005, 03:04:51 AM »
if you're a minute man, even if u wacked off hour before, you'd get a stiffy
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2005, 03:07:31 AM »
if you're a minute man, even if u wacked off hour before, you'd get a stiffy

thats true man i get so many boners

but why dont they last long i dont get it fuck i been eatin bananas n drinkin milk aint nuthin helpin
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2005, 03:11:19 AM »
how old are you?, if this isn't an alias, I think it is though  ;)
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2005, 03:15:52 AM »
thats true man i get so many boners

stop going to the porn section then :D

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but why dont they last long i dont get it fuck i been eatin bananas n drinkin milk aint nuthin helpin

 :laugh: :laugh: ;D :D
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2005, 03:23:19 AM »
how old are you?, if this isn't an alias, I think it is though  ;)

16 no alias
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2005, 03:25:20 AM »
thats true man i get so many boners

stop going to the porn section then :D

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but why dont they last long i dont get it fuck i been eatin bananas n drinkin milk aint nuthin helpin

 :laugh: :laugh: ;D :D


nah man i always been gettin boners even before the porn section
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2005, 04:42:20 AM »
listen to enya

Throwback

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2005, 04:47:41 AM »
put your big toe in instead of your schlong. she wont notice.
 

Elevz

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2005, 04:49:12 AM »
oh yea and u guys know any ways 2 make ur dick bigger she said she didnt feel nuthin   :'(

Stick it in the wrong hole, see if she still thinks it's that small  :o

Thanks for bringing us yet another classic thread tho! But on the real, the wacking off trick is a well known one. Seems like you're someone who needs it, so why not give it a try. It should work.
 

Don Seer

Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2005, 05:42:57 AM »
back of the car? couldnt feel you? 

you picked up a whore!
 

Diabolical

Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2005, 06:57:17 AM »
back of the car? couldnt feel you? 

you picked up a whore!

Hahaha

For real, why the hell are you posting this? Its not something you want to tell everyone.

Apparently cocaine numbs the schlong buy its a bit expensive when you need to buy a hit of coke and the hooker everytime you wanna get it
 

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Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2005, 07:02:25 AM »
u can use them extended pleasure condoms, but i hear they numb your dick. and lol at wat seer said
 

Mygla

Re: how do u last longer
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2005, 07:04:01 AM »
this has got to be one of the funniest threads ever!  ;D