Author Topic: Sperm Bank  (Read 295 times)

Pillow

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Sperm Bank
« on: July 20, 2002, 08:13:51 PM »
yo has any 1 actually ever gone to one before? i aint 18 so i cant go yet lol. but if u have what exactly do they give u? mags, videoes, and can u actually have a emplyoee go in with u and look at them? lol???
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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2002, 08:51:29 PM »
LMAO i heard u can make ALOT of money goin there lik eon the man show that shit wuz funny
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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2002, 05:49:43 AM »
if u a top lawyer or somethin u can get like 20.000, it depends how much the chik is prepared to pay, cuz if they gonna pick some sperm they gonna want a father that in a high paid job and that is V sporty. they ain't really gonna want a gang banger from LA that has a life expectancy of 19 years old :p lol
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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2002, 10:07:41 AM »
Women go in there with you to help you out??
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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2002, 10:12:14 AM »
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Women go in there with you to help you out??


well i aint sure bout it, but if uve watched the movie "Naked Gun 33" starring that dude with white hair, he goes to this sperm bank where they show him try to use all this stuff, mags,videos, but when nuthing works, then finally they send in a chick in his room n then he gets good results.
lol

i think its true

peace
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bez

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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2002, 10:18:34 AM »
that cud be some good shit, getting a wank off a bird and getting paid
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Pillow

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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2002, 10:20:30 AM »
FUCK if that shit is true i am gonna go there all time.......FREE HAND JOBS  ;D ;D ;D
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Sikotic™

Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2002, 10:38:53 AM »
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FUCK if that shit is true i am gonna go there all time.......FREE HAND JOBS  ;D ;D ;D


lol, I saw that naked gun movie too but I didn't think it was real.
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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2002, 11:20:52 AM »
I hear somebody's mom used to work at the sperm bank, but got fired for drinking on the job...


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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2002, 11:22:45 AM »
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........lol
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BL7

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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2002, 01:37:00 PM »
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I hear somebody's mom used to work at the sperm bank, but got fired for drinking on the job...





Suga Free told me that too, lol.
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Sikotic™

Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2002, 02:07:00 PM »
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I hear somebody's mom used to work at the sperm bank, but got fired for drinking on the job...




LMFAO
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: Sperm Bank
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2002, 09:30:50 AM »
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FUCK if that shit is true i am gonna go there all time.......FREE HAND JOBS  ;D ;D ;D




Its more like "GETTING PAID FOR HAND JOBS (performed on u)"
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