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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2005, 09:37:43 PM »
one of my dumbass friends got drunk he passed out and woke up later, i was awake watching tv, and he went up to the white trash can in my kitchen and jsut starts pissing in it, i start laughing and when i try to pull him away he gets pissed off at me, which casued me to laugh even harder
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2005, 09:50:20 PM »
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2005, 03:42:35 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2005, 03:43:10 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2005, 03:43:23 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole

thats mingin
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2005, 03:52:31 PM »
the other week i got 2 drunk and i was sick all down the side of my bed :-X but i was so drunk and knocked out i couldnt be bothered cleanin it up so my girlfriend had 2 do it. the next mornin the place was stinkin of sick i was cleanin up the last drops which had full chunks of chicken in it which im sure i chewed wen i ate it ??? anyway wen i was cleanin there was splats of sick on the other side of my room on my wall, but it doesnt end there it was inside my empty ipod box which was closed i was like wtf
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2005, 05:25:39 PM »
One of my buddies at his b-day party a couple years ago got real fucked up and wanted to leave the bar so one of our friends says you can go out in my jeep i left it opened and i'll drive you home in a bit. The thing was he found a jeep but it was the wrong one and he fell asleep and puked all over the damn thing. He wakes up in the morning like where the fuck am i, and bails once he realizes the mess he made. The next day he's calling me like do we know anyone with a jeep like this and gave the description of it and i started balling like hell no man, peace.
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2005, 07:24:15 PM »
u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute












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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2005, 07:39:32 PM »
^^^ u need rehab
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2005, 07:56:16 PM »
u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute



then he saw you...



lol


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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2005, 08:00:56 PM »
u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute



then he saw you...



lol


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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2005, 09:51:09 PM »
u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute



then he saw you...



lol


ok im going to hell
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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2005, 09:57:50 PM »
When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.

True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2005, 10:17:29 PM »
When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.

True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.
im sorry can u evaluate a lil more please all i got was ur parnter had to take a shit so he ran to the kitchen oven took his pants off and got tackled by a bunch of cats?
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2005, 04:28:54 AM »
if you suddenly find yourself all alone on a bridge in the middle of Prague, 10 miles from your hotel, no cell-phone, no money... then you know you're really drunk. Absinth is a motherfucker...
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2005, 03:34:57 PM »
When you wake wit a dick drawn on ure face.

True story, my patna was passed out, long story short, he gets up and walks real fast to the kitchen of the house the party was at, opens the oven door, takes his pants off to take a shit, so cats start tacklin him down. Hardest I've laughed all year.

thats fucked up..

1 time my friend got fuckin smashed on 1 night and he had 2 work the next morning.. anyways he passes out and another friend (who was also hammered) started drawing/writing shit on his face (faggot,gay,etc) and i guess he wakes up the next morning in a rush cuz he just ran to bus stop without knowing he had that shit on his face.. got to work, gets fired... i couldnt help but luagh but also felt sorry 4 him at the same time

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2005, 12:50:18 AM »
u climbed out of a 5th floor window infront of an entire club crowd cus u thought a guy down below was cute.or when you wake up with my dick in your mouth. ;) 8) :-*












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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2005, 04:45:22 PM »
When you wake up with lipstick on and a DICK IN UR ASS!...too far??


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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2005, 09:04:07 PM »
when you go through your messages on your phone and start laughing, crying wanting to kill yourself and decide to never drink again   8) seriously i was sooooooooooo smashed last night  :-X

my good friend jack is a bad influence on me, i ended up at my work talking shit to my boss... not cool.
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2005, 08:51:53 PM »
when you go through your messages on your phone and start laughing, crying wanting to kill yourself and decide to never drink again   8) seriously i was sooooooooooo smashed last night  :-X

my good friend jack is a bad influence on me, i ended up at my work talking shit to my boss... not cool.


hahha... good ol' alcohol

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2005, 11:50:32 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole

no thats when you know your gay
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2005, 04:37:54 AM »
when you got teethmarks of girl in your chest, and puke all day



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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2005, 06:09:37 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole

no thats when you know your gay

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2005, 10:29:15 AM »
.... wen u wake up and the clothes you were wearing are still sweaty
 

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Re: u no u got drunk last night when...
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2005, 12:34:22 PM »
...when you wake up with a torn asshole

no thats when you know your gay

lol

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