Author Topic: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it  (Read 260 times)

7even

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damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« on: November 25, 2005, 05:29:19 PM »
yo theres this chick, and her best friend wanted to hook up her up with mie.. but it didn t wortk cause that girl is fuckin gorgeoes .. so yeah.. i treid my beest tday and alll these suckers were younger at her party and shit and i waqs such    a pussy n shit what should I do
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2005, 05:38:41 PM »
confidence is important so you might have fucked it all up already, if not, just get drunk with her.  Liquor is magical that way.  If she likes you, she'll show it when she's drunk.  She'll fake being too drunk and ask you to take her to bed, then WHAM!  slam it inside her.
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2005, 05:49:45 PM »
c'mon man, don't let that shit happen!   just go for it, what the fuck u got to lose  :loco:
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2005, 06:12:10 PM »
yo theres this chick, and her best friend wanted to hook up her up with mie.. but it didn t wortk cause that girl is fuckin gorgeoes .. so yeah.. i treid my beest tday and alll these suckers were younger at her party and shit and i waqs such    a pussy n shit what should I do

get a hair-cut..
 

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2005, 06:22:16 PM »
you love her and u aint even fucked her? yeah its over.
 

coola

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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2005, 06:42:00 PM »
you love her and u aint even fucked her? yeah its over.

LMFAO yeah i just noticed that word in the topic title too  ;D...
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2005, 01:43:47 AM »
yo theres this chick, and her best friend wanted to hook up her up with mie.. but it didn t wortk cause that girl is fuckin gorgeoes .. so yeah.. i treid my beest tday and alll these suckers were younger at her party and shit and i waqs such    a pussy n shit what should I do

get a hair-cut..

lmao

 

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 01:55:53 AM »
Is her mother hot? Hit it.
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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 02:07:30 AM »
I have some trouble with confidence too, but I've been working on this girl for about a month and it has finally gotten to the point where I could pull her. First I barely talked to her, now it ain't no thing to do some nasty talking. But your ultimate problem is that you love her and you don't even know her. That is a big no-no.
 

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 02:11:28 AM »
But your ultimate problem is that you love her and you don't even know her. That is a big no-no.


you love her and u aint even fucked her? yeah its over.
:laugh:
 

coola

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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 02:14:23 AM »
yo theres this chick, and her best friend wanted to hook up her up with mie.. but it didn t wortk cause that girl is fuckin gorgeoes .. so yeah.. i treid my beest tday and alll these suckers were younger at her party and shit and i waqs such    a pussy n shit what should I do

shit i swear theres like hidden messages in your post, everytime i read it something more stupid pops out at me...

LOL you callin people younger than you suckers, but you didnt do shit ? YOU GOT THE ULTIMATE ADVANTAGE !!! TIIIIMMMMEEEEEEE YOU FOOOOOL... chicks dont like shy bashful guys that want to ger married... chicks want a dude that will fuck them and make them laugh. get your shit together and fuck that bitch in the ass with a little spit...

i suggest you man-up.
 

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 03:24:07 AM »
I bet the feeling of you really liking her, doesn't come straight out of the blue. There must be some click between the two of you. Which means, she must at least like you. Fuck looks - quite often the pretty ones aren't even out for Mr. Universe (at least, the ones I bump into). Yeah. Be cool, don't be afraid, and don't look up to her. Just kick it with her, get the liquor out and afterwards you'll be cosigning... This wasn't even that hard.
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 03:27:39 AM »
LOL... I can't even REMEMBER posting this.. damn I was sooo drunk ... it's all good though, what happened is I started shit at the party ... not so good, and a couple of minutes I realized I forgot my jacket and hat there.. so I have to contact the host ... not so good also, cause I didnt leave a good impression :D
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2005, 03:31:30 AM »
By the way I don't mean loving in a literal way.. I mean I love the way she looks and dresses and talks, that's what I meant. I'm not even that emotional or some shit, but maybe you know when you're drunk you sometimes feel like talkin some shit. I'm a peaceful guy and normally don't start shit with anyone, but yesterday I did and I messed everything up ... by the way captain, I cut my hair like 2 months ago ;) Anyways, it's all bad and I don't need your support, even though I appreciate it. I should smoke weed again, lol, I don't talk or start shit when I'm faded, alcohol is a motherfucker.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: damn i love this chick, but I i couldnt do it
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2005, 03:34:17 AM »
lol this thread is to fucking funny..

fuck im still laughin, i bet your harddrive(s) are entirely filled with porn  ;D