Author Topic: wtf... I've dated a slut!  (Read 558 times)

mauzip

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wtf... I've dated a slut!
« on: December 15, 2005, 05:50:36 PM »
 :bomb:

A while ago I met this girl at a porn party and you know... we started dating. Well, things didn't work out, we didn't do the penetration part... and THANK GOD for that!!

So tonight was flipping channels... and what do I see? I see this girl on tv! She said her name was Adinda she wanted to date a nice guy bla bla bla, that she was 24 years old and lived in Rotterdam. Now let me tell you the truth: this girl's name is Iraida, she's 19-years-old and she lives in the northern part of Amsterdam.

I couldn't find her picture on the site of those tv commercials, but check it out anyways: www.cupidotv.nl

Here's a picture of Ms. Slut:
 

coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2005, 05:53:01 PM »
you met her at a porn party ? what you expected to see an angel fall from the sky ?

how does seein her on tv make her a slut ? maybe she lied to the tv ??
 

coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2005, 05:54:25 PM »
oh it's a 'match making' *cough* casual sex tv show ?
 

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2005, 05:55:10 PM »
lmao
 

mauzip

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2005, 05:56:39 PM »
you met her at a porn party ? what you expected to see an angel fall from the sky ?

how does seein her on tv make her a slut ? maybe she lied to the tv ??

i knew she was a "wild" person lol and this doesn't surprise me or anything

i know she lied on tv, of course she did

still though, it's kinda weird
 

coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2005, 05:57:44 PM »
so it was a  'match making' *cough* casual sex with strangers tv show ?
 

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2005, 05:58:07 PM »
Chief hit it right on the head lol. I wouldn't date a nun if she was at a porn party.
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coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2005, 05:58:53 PM »
one more thing... i'm not takin the piss btw...

how is it you met a slut at a porn party and you didnt fuck her ?  ???
 

coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2005, 05:59:49 PM »
and please refrain from posting penises, especially infected penises without warning  :-X
 

mauzip

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2005, 05:59:54 PM »
so it was a  'match making' *cough* casual sex with strangers tv show ?

'match making' commercials/tv show... but it will cost you 80 cent if you receive an sms from her

« Last Edit: December 16, 2005, 12:01:47 AM by Overseer »
 

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2005, 06:00:23 PM »
I think honestly the only reason you are mentioning this..
Is cus deep down you wish you had plugged the chick
that woulda made for a better story too
 

mauzip

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 06:00:53 PM »

how is it you met a slut at a porn party and you didnt fuck her ?  ???

i guess i did something wrong, lol

or probably good :P
 

mauzip

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 06:02:44 PM »
I think honestly the only reason you are mentioning this..
Is cus deep down you wish you had plugged the chick
that woulda made for a better story too


sex with a chick is sex with a chick

you wouldn't say no to her, would you?

but now that i've seen this, i'm glad i didn't stick my ding dong in her vagina :P
 

coola

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2005, 06:04:21 PM »
what is a porn party anyway ? dont think we have those in civilized nations  ;D
 

WestCoasta

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Re: wtf... I've dated a slut!
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 06:07:33 PM »
uhhh she look sick  :P